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Automated Sperm Extractor
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06-25-2014, 08:04 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Automated Sperm Extractor
http://guyism.com/humor/chinese-hosp...obot-ever.html
Chinese hospital introduces ‘automatic sperm extractor,’ aka the handiest robot ever
What might be the *handiest machine ever produced is just the next step in the ever-blurring line between man, machine, and sexuality. I, for one, welcome our new robot girlfriends.
Unlike that gf way back when who’d get tired while you got blue, this robot DOES NOT TIRE. It also features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to the height of the sperm donator. Much like the FleshLight all the guy has to do is saddle up to the machine, slide in, and let it do all the work. Frankly, I don’t see how this is any different than a doctor approved Fleshlight, but maybe I’m missing something here.
My biggest question is what the hell do we nickname this thing?
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06-26-2014, 03:33 AM #2KEPPER OF THE SEVEN KEYS
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I'M A BEGGAR
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06-26-2014, 07:53 AM #3vv MINE!!
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^^ was hoping to see guy on guy action...
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06-26-2014, 07:54 AM #4vv MINE!!
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Ole righty does the same job for half the cost.....
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06-26-2014, 08:24 AM #5YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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I've got an human automated sperm extractor, and she's like the mail man, always delivers.
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..... I'd rather girlfriend do the deed.... if you catch my drift..
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Extraction complete! Thanks for sharing Charley.
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06-26-2014, 11:04 AM #8Registered User
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In America, don't we call those things flesh-lights?
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06-26-2014, 12:43 PM #9YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Homina, homina, homina! OMG look at those things! Sorry Charley.
Originally Posted by charley
..... I'd rather girlfriend do the deed.... if you catch my drift..
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06-26-2014, 12:46 PM #10YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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That's a great picture by the way, Chuck.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to charley again.
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06-26-2014, 12:51 PM #11Super Human
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No robot or flesh light can beat that.
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06-26-2014, 02:27 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Do they have a longer stroke setting? Does it come with a twist option?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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06-26-2014, 02:58 PM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Twist in what way? Pretzel? Most would call that a malfunction. Originally Posted by maniclion
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So who will be the first to integrate it with a treadmill? Gyms could make a fortune...
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Originally Posted by IronAddict
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