i clicked on this, i thought it was going to be a picture of the Captn.
http://guyism.com/humor/chinese-hosp...obot-ever.html
Chinese hospital introduces automatic sperm extractor, aka the handiest robot ever
What might be the *handiest machine ever produced is just the next step in the ever-blurring line between man, machine, and sexuality. I, for one, welcome our new robot girlfriends.
Unlike that gf way back when whod get tired while you got blue, this robot DOES NOT TIRE. It also features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to the height of the sperm donator. Much like the FleshLight all the guy has to do is saddle up to the machine, slide in, and let it do all the work. Frankly, I dont see how this is any different than a doctor approved Fleshlight, but maybe Im missing something here.
My biggest question is what the hell do we nickname this thing?
i clicked on this, i thought it was going to be a picture of the Captn.
I'M A BEGGAR
^^ was hoping to see guy on guy action...
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Ole righty does the same job for half the cost.....![]()
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
I've got an human automated sperm extractor, and she's like the mail man, always delivers.
..... I'd rather girlfriend do the deed.... if you catch my drift..
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Extraction complete! Thanks for sharing Charley.![]()
In America, don't we call those things flesh-lights?
That's a great picture by the way, Chuck.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to charley again.![]()
No robot or flesh light can beat that.
Do they have a longer stroke setting? Does it come with a twist option?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
So who will be the first to integrate it with a treadmill? Gyms could make a fortune...