Well it happened went to the melting pot last night with wife they had u limited fondu "unlimited meat" I tried to bankrupt them. I have had the worse farts in history today. My little girl just fell in the floor screaming I can't breath. My boy will not come near me and the wife is telling me she is going to pull my ass I am a bit scared.
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07-06-2014, 05:49 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I think I just gave my wife and kids brain damage
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07-06-2014, 08:17 PM #2A Jihad on gyms! ELITE MEMBER
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we have seen azzas shit stained filthy asshole which he asked his teenage son to film for him..
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what u had barely rates a mention when put beside that ....
but perhaps a few gas tablets might have helped?Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare
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07-06-2014, 08:20 PM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Well damn I am not worthy.
I actually want the gas to last until in the morning
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07-06-2014, 08:28 PM #4DRSE SUPER MODERATOR
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You eat a lot of cheese? Shit at the melting pot i have that pot jambed with meat as im pounding cheese and raw peppers
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07-06-2014, 10:00 PM #5Registered Abuser BOARD REP
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LMAO!!! Originally Posted by HeavyB
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HeavyB again."
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07-07-2014, 03:46 AM #6A Jihad on gyms! ELITE MEMBER
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get some of those things heavy said he takes to stop gas....beanos? beaners? something like that....
Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare
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07-07-2014, 04:20 AM #7DRSE owns this shithole SUPER MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by dieseljimmy
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
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07-07-2014, 04:49 AM #8Registered User
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"Unlimited meat." Is this the gay forum?
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07-07-2014, 06:53 AM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I used to eat cheese alot but not so much in the past couple months. I did eat almost the whole pot thou. Yeah they are running some unlimited fondu thing 50 bucks a person. Originally Posted by dieseljimmy
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07-07-2014, 06:54 AM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Nope no cock and balls in this one. Unless you count the pms you just begged me for pictures of mine. Originally Posted by OldSkool
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sorry to hear you are having " problems " heavy... i can feel your pain bro
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07-07-2014, 07:48 AM #12YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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lol Heavy's produced his own form of mustard gas!
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It's of the deadliest form.. All natural.. Lol
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Yep all gone now I was hoping to reserve that brand for the gym this morning. I have never been able to achieve that with any combo of protein powder.
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07-07-2014, 12:22 PM #15YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Would'a been too funny if you were passing those heinous gaseous air bubbles in the theatre. Originally Posted by HeavyB
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Lol last time I did that I didn't get laid for a couple days. Which it was full of teens thou. The only one in my family that thinks it's funny is my 7 year old girl. She wanted to go to the store and fart walking in front of a stroller.
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Please don't confuse me with L2L. Originally Posted by HeavyB
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07-07-2014, 01:24 PM #18YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by HeavyB
your lil princess....
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Yep I know I only have a few years for her to enjoy the toilet humor.
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My woman loves toilet humor, the other day we were jogging two of our dogs around the block and one of them just let loose with her shit without breaking stride. I went into News Reporter voice and said "There was a drive-by shitting today on such-and-such street, no fatalities as of yet but someone may slip on it later today..." Originally Posted by HeavyB
No way I was going back to pick any of it up, looked like Jackson Pollock gone sidewalk artist in his Mustard Yellow period.... Changing dog food does give them the runsCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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