Well it happened went to the melting pot last night with wife they had u limited fondu "unlimited meat" I tried to bankrupt them. I have had the worse farts in history today. My little girl just fell in the floor screaming I can't breath. My boy will not come near me and the wife is telling me she is going to pull my ass I am a bit scared.
Well it happened went to the melting pot last night with wife they had u limited fondu "unlimited meat" I tried to bankrupt them. I have had the worse farts in history today. My little girl just fell in the floor screaming I can't breath. My boy will not come near me and the wife is telling me she is going to pull my ass I am a bit scared.
Well it happened went to the melting pot last night with wife they had u limited fondu "unlimited meat" I tried to bankrupt them. I have had the worse farts in history today. My little girl just fell in the floor screaming I can't breath. My boy will not come near me and the wife is telling me she is going to pull my ass I am a bit scared.
I used to eat cheese alot but not so much in the past couple months. I did eat almost the whole pot thou. Yeah they are running some unlimited fondu thing 50 bucks a person.
Lol last time I did that I didn't get laid for a couple days. Which it was full of teens thou. The only one in my family that thinks it's funny is my 7 year old girl. She wanted to go to the store and fart walking in front of a stroller.
Lol last time I did that I didn't get laid for a couple days. Which it was full of teens thou. The only one in my family that thinks it's funny is my 7 year old girl. She wanted to go to the store and fart walking in front of a stroller.
My woman loves toilet humor, the other day we were jogging two of our dogs around the block and one of them just let loose with her shit without breaking stride. I went into News Reporter voice and said "There was a drive-by shitting today on such-and-such street, no fatalities as of yet but someone may slip on it later today..."
No way I was going back to pick any of it up, looked like Jackson Pollock gone sidewalk artist in his Mustard Yellow period.... Changing dog food does give them the runs
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