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    I jerked off for 30 hours in a 3 day period.






    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
    Sorry brotha, that always sucks when you split, going throuu that now myself. But you gotta remember, women are like buses. There'll always be another coming around every 20 minutes or so.



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    A little crank involved per chance


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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    A little crank involved per chance

    Jimmy! I think you got a challenger.



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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
    I could maybe do this if I had a Heather Brooke porn set to play continuously. There is just something about that girl and her deep throat gift

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
    Damn talk about clean and jerk. My dick would be raw hope you had some good lube.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.

    .... a chick is like a bus, miss one another comes along in a matter of minutes....


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    craziest amount of "edging" ever. That's rough bro. hope it helped, take your energy to the gym bro. Best of luck getting over it. It's tough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by charley View Post
    .... a chick is like a bus, miss one another comes along in a matter of minutes....

    nice one bro....but i dont think it was a chick based on 90% of what he posts..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    nice one bro....but i dont think it was a chick based on 90% of what he posts..
    Yeah I almost don't want Kelju to clarify.... But if it's a girl please post pics thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raysd21 View Post
    Yeah I almost don't want Kelju to clarify.... But if it's a girl please post pics thank you.
    really?

    ive got a chubby and will rub one out either way.....
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    organic coconut oil will relieve pain from chronic masturbation...so i hear...only 30 hours....that's beginner stuff...



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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    A little crank involved per chance
    Yea JD he was yanking his Crank

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    For three days I wanted to buy a pack of smokes, but backed each time I got to the checkout counter. Just finished an awesome workout. I'm over it! Time to focus all energy on fucking something very slutty and very strange this up coming weekend.
    Fucking Determined!

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    Hell yeah, now your talkin!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    nice one bro....but i dont think it was a chick based on 90% of what he posts..

    ... 'oh i see', said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw......

    ..Kelju is cool with me, variety is the spice of life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    nice one bro....but i dont think it was a chick based on 90% of what he posts..

    Very perceptive. My little twink fuck buddy is gone. He was the best piece of ass I ever had.

    Thinking I might go back to chicks for a while. I haven't had a good piece of pussy in a minute.

    I blame all of this on tren.
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    Wow, how things have changed from when I was young. Back in my day, some bitch dumped you, you track down her best friend, take her drinking, and fuck the shit out of her.

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    Yup. Best way to get over one is to get on a new one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    best cure for a woman is another woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    Jimmy! I think you got a challenger.
    if jimmy doesn't log on for a while, I think we know what he'll be doing

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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    best cure for a woman is another woman
    ... or 2... or 3... or 4......

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Very perceptive. My little twink fuck buddy is gone. He was the best piece of ass I ever had.

    Thinking I might go back to chicks for a while. I haven't had a good piece of pussy in a minute.

    I blame all of this on tren.
    I was gonna ask if your still abusing tren, that would explain the chronic mastros

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    I was gonna ask if your still abusing tren, that would explain the chronic mastros
    Abusing Tren harder than ever, and in turn abusing myself. Maybe I should go post in yeni's Islamic propaganda thread about my weekend activities. I am still going to post cock pictures in his thread, but every time I get home at night I a too fucking tired to bother with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Abusing Tren harder than ever, and in turn abusing myself. Maybe I should go post in yeni's Islamic propaganda thread about my weekend activities. I am still going to post cock pictures in his thread, but every time I get home at night I a too fucking tired to bother with it.
    My wife loves all the attention she gets from my tren abuse

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    Hey guys, go check the yeni's thread. I left you all a present.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Hey guys, go check the yeni's thread. I left you all a present.

    well played sir!


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