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    I jerked off for 30 hours in a 3 day period.

    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
    Sorry brotha, that always sucks when you split, going throuu that now myself. But you gotta remember, women are like buses. There'll always be another coming around every 20 minutes or so.

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    A little crank involved per chance



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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
    I could maybe do this if I had a Heather Brooke porn set to play continuously. There is just something about that girl and her deep throat gift

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
    Damn talk about clean and jerk. My dick would be raw hope you had some good lube.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Broke up with someone I that was seeing for a few months. Not exactly a long relationship, but it still hurt a little when things went south. We had made plans for the 4th which never happened, so I stayed home all weekend drowning my sorrows in masturbation. I jerked off for 30 hours. My dick is raw, but it is my only method of grieving. Like tears from the tip of my penis dudes.

    .... a chick is like a bus, miss one another comes along in a matter of minutes....


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    craziest amount of "edging" ever. That's rough bro. hope it helped, take your energy to the gym bro. Best of luck getting over it. It's tough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by charley View Post
    .... a chick is like a bus, miss one another comes along in a matter of minutes....

    nice one bro....but i dont think it was a chick based on 90% of what he posts..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffith View Post
    nice one bro....but i dont think it was a chick based on 90% of what he posts..
    Yeah I almost don't want Kelju to clarify.... But if it's a girl please post pics thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raysd21 View Post
    Yeah I almost don't want Kelju to clarify.... But if it's a girl please post pics thank you.
    really?

    ive got a chubby and will rub one out either way.....
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    organic coconut oil will relieve pain from chronic masturbation...so i hear...only 30 hours....that's beginner stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    A little crank involved per chance
    Yea JD he was yanking his Crank

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    For three days I wanted to buy a pack of smokes, but backed each time I got to the checkout counter. Just finished an awesome workout. I'm over it! Time to focus all energy on fucking something very slutty and very strange this up coming weekend.
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