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    Sperm test resulted in no swimmers. Help!

    Not even one!
    Protocol up until 3 weeks ago was ½cc every 10 days since may 5th. I still felt like shit and doctor upped it to 1cc every week. Help guys.

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    I have no idea what youre talking about.

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    What were you injecting?


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    Pharmacy grade test c.

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    well.... this was an interesting thread. wish you luck getting your sperm army back to full force!

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    cracked me up hard with this one lmao
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    I have no idea what youre talking about.

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    You want swimmers? You know when sperm meets and egg, children can be produced?



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    Quote Originally Posted by dieseljimmy View Post
    You want swimmers? You know when sperm meets and egg, children can be produced?
    Hence the reason I want sperm. Wife and I are trying for a kiddo.

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    Start hitting the hcg. Im not sure if clomid would help if you continue to stay on the test. You could run a full pct protocol until she get pregnant than go back on test.

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    Send me a pic of her and if she passes the test, I'll pinch hit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Puppy View Post
    Send me a pic of her and if she passes the test, I'll pinch hit
    That will go over like a lead ballon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Puppy View Post
    Send me a pic of her and if she passes the test, I'll pinch hit
    Lmao. This response is awesome.
    Anything said by exerciseordie is for educational purposes only! PERIOD!!!! Don't do illegal shit.

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    Get some hmg, it helps a bit! Or super dose hcg w clomid, hmg is about the same as clomid hcg mixed...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickmancqb View Post
    That will go over like a lead ballon!
    Ok ok I'll send her my picture. Then she'll be screaming yes yes

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    I want to thank bigmoe65. He has been kind enough to deal with my newbness through pm. He is a big help!

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