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    ROID: cliff notes for life notes

    All of my garbage posts will be posted here instead of my sticky.

    I'm meeting my black girlfriend in about an hour. I'm going to nap while she drives to the airport to pick up some chick. My life is uber exciting.

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    Oh man..good luck. Trouble is a brewin I fear. First of all you know she is not going to shut the fuck up for 5 minutes to let you nap man.

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    shes not picking up a chick......
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    Wait wait wait.
    No way you should spend that hour napping. You should be selling a three some for that hour.



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    They lady was in her 50s. I only have 3s with 60+

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    Skeet skeet skeet

    Cardio session last night.

    I drank another one of those monster drinks. Unfortunately at least 1.2million seamen dead after the events that took place last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raysd21 View Post
    Oh man..good luck. Trouble is a brewin I fear. First of all you know she is not going to shut the fuck up for 5 minutes to let you nap man.
    This happened

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    Can a vagina catch a fever blister ?

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    Yes. Herpes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    Skeet skeet skeet

    Cardio session last night.

    I drank another one of those monster drinks. Unfortunately at least 1.2million seamen dead after the events that took place last night.

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    If you're referring to a blown load It should be a lot more than that hahahaha... Im pushing 17 mil per ml and usually have about 3 ml's after 4 days and I'm barely with in range. I just got a sperm test last week.
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    Damn what a tragedy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    Can a vagina catch a fever blister ?

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    Sometimes I get a fever and then I get intense swelling in the pelvic region and I find that vaginal massage is the best way to relieve the pressure, else oral, rectal or manual massage work in a pinch, I tried more cowbell but beating that just made the swelling worse.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    What is a cowbell ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    What is a cowbell ?

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    Where do all the cool kids down load free music these days ?

    Fyi: I'm constipated slightly.

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