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ROID

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I'm meeting my black girlfriend in about an hour. I'm going to nap while she drives to the airport to pick up some chick. My life is uber exciting.

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Oh man..good luck. Trouble is a brewin I fear. First of all you know she is not going to shut the fuck up for 5 minutes to let you nap man.
 
shes not picking up a chick......
 
Wait wait wait.
No way you should spend that hour napping. You should be selling a three some for that hour.
 
They lady was in her 50s. I only have 3s with 60+

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Skeet skeet skeet

Cardio session last night.

I drank another one of those monster drinks. Unfortunately at least 1.2million seamen dead after the events that took place last night.

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Oh man..good luck. Trouble is a brewin I fear. First of all you know she is not going to shut the fuck up for 5 minutes to let you nap man.

This happened

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Can a vagina catch a fever blister ?

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Skeet skeet skeet

Cardio session last night.

I drank another one of those monster drinks. Unfortunately at least 1.2million seamen dead after the events that took place last night.

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If you're referring to a blown load It should be a lot more than that hahahaha... Im pushing 17 mil per ml and usually have about 3 ml's after 4 days and I'm barely with in range. I just got a sperm test last week.
 
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Damn what a tragedy

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Can a vagina catch a fever blister ?

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Sometimes I get a fever and then I get intense swelling in the pelvic region and I find that vaginal massage is the best way to relieve the pressure, else oral, rectal or manual massage work in a pinch, I tried more cowbell but beating that just made the swelling worse.
 
What is a cowbell ?

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Where do all the cool kids down load free music these days ?

Fyi: I'm constipated slightly.

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I'm a hugh MNM fan

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I must love Hugh Jackson.

I'm a hugh fan.

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Hugh jackman, whatever

Anyway, my gym girlfriend and her boyfriend are having a spat. This information was volunteered between a set of dips.



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You are in if she is revealing that! Props


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Its too late. I'm true loving my black girlfriend again this weekend. We are going to watch some chick flick saturday.

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If I Stay

Ill be watching this saturday.

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Your going to get robbed...

Then most likely test positive for Ebola.

Is it worth it?
 
If I Stay

Ill be watching this saturday.

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You'll look like your sitting by yourself.

At least it's not a scary movie, don't ever go to a scary movie with black friends they yell at the screen.... This is not a comedy bit, it's fair warning...
 
Your going to get robbed...

Then most likely test positive for Ebola.

Is it worth it?

I conquered ebola a few weeks back. Check my journal for details.

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You'll look like your sitting by yourself.

At least it's not a scary movie, don't ever go to a scary movie with black friends they yell at the screen.... This is not a comedy bit, it's fair warning...

I'm still hesitant. I took a precaution and made plans for the noon movie.


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Make sure you get black licorice and grape soda.


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I forgot about the AIDs, but that's kind of a given
 
Damn I'm fucking pissed today for no reason

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My black girlfriend disagrees with AAS.
 
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