F: what's up
M: gonna eat, and hit some cardio, need anything while I'm out?
F: no I'm fine
M: what's your beef
F: GO AHEAD. GO TO THE GYM AGAIN. YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THE GYM
M: I mean I'll be back in an hour, can I do something for you?
F: no I'll just be here toiling away doing my job
M: oh ok, kinda like I've been doing all day since before you got up
F: you don't care about the gym, you use fake steroids and cheat your way through the gym
M: you're contradicting yourself
F: go die
M: when it's my time I'll welcome it, I'm not afraid of death. Don't worry, life insurance will cover the entire cost of the house twice
M: yeah, I'm gonna go do my cardio, don't bother me