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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaphod View Post
    A zebra gets killed by a crocodile while having a drink from a river. The zebra ends up in front of heaven's gates and St. Peter welcomes him to heaven. "Ah, one of God's blessed creatures! Welcome to heaven! I'm sure you may have some questions about life and the universe and I'll try to answer them as best I can." The zebra says "I've always wondered if I'm a black zebra with white stripes or a white zebra with black stripes." St. Peter says "Hmmm. I really don't know! Come on in and sooner or later God will find you and welcome you Himself." So the zebra enters heaven. After a few weeks of enjoying heaven a man walks up to the zebra and introduces himself as God. "Hello, zebra! Welcome to heaven! I'm God. St. Peter tells me you have a question for me." "Okay, I've always wondered if I'm a black zebra with white stripes or a white zebra with black stripes." God smiles at him, puts his hand on the zebra's head and says "You are what you are!" and walks away. Now the zebra is even more confused. Sometime later he sees St. Peter walking around on his break and asks him what God meant with his answer. St. Peter smiles, laughs a little and says "What God meant is you're a white zebra with black stripes. If you were a black zebra with white stripes he would have said "You is what you is.""
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaphod View Post
    A zebra gets killed by a crocodile while having a drink from a river. The zebra ends up in front of heaven's gates and St. Peter welcomes him to heaven. "Ah, one of God's blessed creatures! Welcome to heaven! I'm sure you may have some questions about life and the universe and I'll try to answer them as best I can." The zebra says "I've always wondered if I'm a black zebra with white stripes or a white zebra with black stripes." St. Peter says "Hmmm. I really don't know! Come on in and sooner or later God will find you and welcome you Himself." So the zebra enters heaven. After a few weeks of enjoying heaven a man walks up to the zebra and introduces himself as God. "Hello, zebra! Welcome to heaven! I'm God. St. Peter tells me you have a question for me." "Okay, I've always wondered if I'm a black zebra with white stripes or a white zebra with black stripes." God smiles at him, puts his hand on the zebra's head and says "You are what you are!" and walks away. Now the zebra is even more confused. Sometime later he sees St. Peter walking around on his break and asks him what God meant with his answer. St. Peter smiles, laughs a little and says "What God meant is you're a white zebra with black stripes. If you were a black zebra with white stripes he would have said "You is what you is.""
    lmao.. hahaha..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otto Brown View Post
    why do you have to act like an asshole ? so your idea is the less traffic here the better? everybody knows that you are jelly of charly, he's funny ,you are not, you stick your nose up princes asshole and call it a contribution. you do nothing for traffic here , that is probably why you whine so much. I am thinking of not coming here anymore so I guess you win.
    The above statement just shows your true ignorance .. otherwise you'd know that there are zero conservative's on planet earth that would ever be "jelly" of any left wing libtard, especially Charley.

    And the whole sticking my nose up princes ass.. That card got played out by Charley.. So who the "F" are you to show up and replay "his" card.

    I'm just wondering ... When will you have something creative to say, that you actually thought of, yourself.. ???

    I'll give it to Charley.. At least the man could think for himself... though we disagree on almost everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaphod View Post
    What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
    Quote Originally Posted by Zaphod View Post
    What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing.
    All 100% true.. LOL ..

    I was walking down the street last week, punched a white guy, and got arrested for assault.

    After I got out, I was walking down the street, punched a black guy, and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.

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    why did the fish see a doctor, he was feeling eel.
    Aussies and Philadelphians are the only people here

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    why did the fish see a doctor, he was feeling eel.
    Not racist.. but funny and for all ages..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadGas View Post
    Not racist.. but funny and for all ages..
    what do you mean, I fucking hate fish!
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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    what do you mean, I fucking hate fish!
    lmao.. reminded of this old one:

    What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
    You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.

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