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    The New California Governor has just announced

    The New California Governor has just announced an agreement
    whereby English will be the official language of the state,
    rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's Government conceded
    that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
    accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as
    "Austro-English" (or, perhaps even better, "Austrionics".)

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly,
    this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c"
    will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up
    konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
    the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will
    make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
    expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
    possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
    have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
    agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
    disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
    replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
    kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
    sensibl riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
    ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil
    finali kum tru.
    ~Ann
    We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
    -Harry Edwards

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    Did noone else think this was funny
    ~Ann
    We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
    -Harry Edwards

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    very funny BF

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