Best Wife Ever

[copen73]

So today is me B-day, and my wife takes me out for a nice dinner. While at dinner she gives me my presents.....first a Virginia Tech ball cap (go Hokies), then a new Fossil watch, and then the best of all.............................

A 25th Anniversary Special Edition DVD of ...Pumping Iron (insert loud boisterous echo)

 

[copen73]

Getting ready to head to bed now......I sure hope for a little B-day nookie.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Hey, he doesn't want sex anyhow. Come on, don't you just like cuddling?

 

[copen73]

Me want sex....no never. What strait young (well maybe not that young) red blooded American male would want to actually have sex with his wife. Satan's right I just want to cuddle........... ................

 

[ZECH]

Just stay up all night and watch Pumping iron over and over!

 

[ponyboy]

Maybe the whole Pumping thing was a hint from your wife