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    Girls are such a pain in the ass

    I want consequence free sex, and also not have to work my ass off and deal with a girls 'issues' at the same time while trying to court her


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    Re: Girls are such a pain in the ass

    Originally posted by Trump
    I want consequence free sex, and also not have to work my ass off and deal with a girls 'issues' at the same time while trying to court her
    It doesn't hurt to dream I guess.

    That is why they made inflatable dolls.

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    Yeah, Firestorm says they are pretty realistic now
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    if "girls" are such pains in the ass...then go for "women" instead

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    "Women" are a whole other category of "pains"
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    Get one of those obediant and agreeable mail order Russian women. According to the e-mails I get they love America and want nothing more than to find an American man to come over here and please.
    Just a regular guy.

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    Boys and Men can be a pain in the butt too. I swear they get a monthly just like the women.
    "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."


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    Originally posted by JLB001
    I swear they get a monthly just like the women.
    They get a monthly BECAUSE of women.

    Seriously though, I'll have to admit I go OTR about every month too. lol But the fact that this thread even exists shows how much us men still have to learn. lol

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    Holly shit us guys are so EASYYYYYYYY to please just give us plenty BJ's and Ass and thats it we are happy common now really think about it
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    but with women/girls damn there is so many issues you cant please all of them damn
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    hahahahahahahahhaha........, JLB001, u sound like my girfriend, she always asks me if im on my period when im "kranky"
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    Originally posted by rock4832
    "Women" are a whole other category of "pains"
    HA! for sure.:o

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    if girls are a pain in your ass, i humbly suggest that perhaps you should try another position as you are clearly doing something wrong...
    Last edited by MarcusMaximus; 01-28-2004 at 11:25 AM.

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    Originally posted by MarcusMaximus
    if girls are a pain in your ass, i humbly suggest that perhaps you should try another position as you are clearly doing something wrong...
    what the fuck is wrong with you?they're just having some fun...what kind of retard are u>?
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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