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    Queensland Legend!!! LOL






    Queensland Legend!!!
    From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
    true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
    The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
    After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night),flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
    He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
    At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly
    down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the
    breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
    Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breath-alyser equipment must be broken."


    "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
    True story.


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    LOL, now that is humor

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    thats a great idea for gods sake!! thanks kuso

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    lol..that is some funny ass shit
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    The Phantom Bumber Strikes again
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    and again
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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