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    Skeet Skeet and Squirt Squirt

    Just in it for the nookie like Fred Durst
    which one of you does is up for it first
    to have ManicLion quenchin' your worst thirst
    I bet your still laughing at my first verse
    just put it in yo mouth like a starburst
    unlike Albob my plumbing still works
    I know right now your laughin' so hard it hurts
    I can't stop rhymin' it's like I'm cursed
    maybe this Sunday I'll go to church
    and have this demonic posession reversed
    this is all comin' out unscripted, unrehearsed
    maybe I'll wait til I sign a deal for a fat purse
    hopefully this plague only gets worse
    one trillion dollars will be my lifes worth
    then I could have dinner in Italy, fly to Spain for dessert
    have my own gym with a floor made of dirt
    I'm ramblin now, gotta get back to work
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    skeet skeet mutha fucka

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    Re: Skeet Skeet and Squirt Squirt

    Originally posted by maniclion unlike Albob my plumbing still works
    Mine works just fine, thank you.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Re: Re: Skeet Skeet and Squirt Squirt

    Originally posted by ALBOB
    Mine works just fine, thank you.
    when you drop the Viagra
    but you have to wait a half hour
    by then the wifes dreaming about Niagra
    falls when you finally feel a pulse
    try to wake her up but you end up in aggra-
    vation and masturbation



    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Re: Re: Re: Skeet Skeet and Squirt Squirt

    Originally posted by maniclion
    when you drop the Viagra
    but you have to wait a half hour
    by then the wifes dreaming about Niagra
    falls when you finally feel a pulse
    try to wake her up but you end up in aggra-
    vation and masturbation



    Not your best effort.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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