I was out with a couple of mates, and we were pissed, and we discussed a variety of subjects, mostly about women. My mate was moaning that his penis ain't too impressive, and my other mate said he had read somewhere that eating a lot of protien will increase the size of, as he called it, his wang. At the time I just laughed at the thought, but later on when I had thrown up and sobered up I wondered if it could be true.
So what do you think, have I stumbled on a sure fire way to get a donkey dick? Or will me and my mates just be joe average in the trouser department.