Something that made me laugh, then think

[Thuganomics Dr.]

I was out with a couple of mates, and we were pissed, and we discussed a variety of subjects, mostly about women. My mate was moaning that his penis ain't too impressive, and my other mate said he had read somewhere that eating a lot of protien will increase the size of, as he called it, his wang. At the time I just laughed at the thought, but later on when I had thrown up and sobered up I wondered if it could be true.

So what do you think, have I stumbled on a sure fire way to get a donkey dick? Or will me and my mates just be joe average in the trouser department.

 

[LAM]

protein intake has nothing to do with penis size...

I have heard/read that manipulation of androgens during puberty can have an effect on penis size but haven't seen anything like a medical study that showed actual proof of such...

 

[Pepper]

If that were true, I'd be hung like Peter North...but...alas...I am not.

 

[Thuganomics Dr.]

What a shame, thought I had discovered something brilliant there.