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Low Carb beers..... and such

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Okay I'm far from a nutrionalist or a rocket scientist and the last thing that I kind of remember about protien, carbs and fat are what each gram equals in calories... I think.. it's 4 cals for each gram of protien and carb, and 9 for fat.

So if a Michelob Ultra is 95 calories, and it has 5 carbs, 1 protien and 0 fat that would be about 24 cals. Where the FUQ is the other calories coming from????

Now today on the radio I heard a Smirnoff Vodka commercial claiming O carbs.... so I can drink it like water????? Sweet!!
 
All light beer is low carb. The calories come from the alcohol.
 
Pitboss said:
So if a Michelob Ultra is 95 calories, and it has 5 carbs, 1 protien and 0 fat that would be about 24 cals. Where the FUQ is the other calories coming from????
Piss has lots of calories. lol
 
When they say 0 or negative calories, it is because your system spend more energy digesting its content than the actual amount of calories in the product.
 
PreMier said:
All light beer is low carb. The calories come from the alcohol.
Okay so alcohol is ??????? a carb? a protien? a fat? .... oh a sugar??? and sugar is what? Carbs!!
 
Pitboss said:
Okay so alcohol is ??????? a carb? a protien? a fat? .... oh a sugar??? and sugar is what? Carbs!!
So what was the question again? haha
 
Pitboss said:
Now today on the radio I heard a Smirnoff Vodka commercial claiming O carbs.... so I can drink it like water????? Sweet!!
Most all hard liquors are 0 carb. :thumbs:
 
fat: 9 cals
protein: 4 cals
carbs: 4 cals
alcohol 7 cals
 
alcohol has 7 cals/gram . personally, id rather have the carb cals cus alcoholic calories are empty and your body cant mobilize them like it can with carbs...
 
The Clydesdales drink Budweiser n piss out all that other crap. You need some carbs or your brain will cease to function properly. If you want a beer have a good one, just balance it or them with something physical n fun. A bike you actually have to pedal maybe.
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rockgazer69 said:
The Clydesdales drink Budweiser n piss out all that other crap. You need some carbs or your brain will cease to function properly. If you want a beer have a good one, just balance it or them with something physical n fun. A bike you actually have to pedal maybe.
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