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4 fingers and a thumb?

Ever been fisted?

  • Yes and i liked it

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • yes - i didn't like it but would try it again- more lube

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • yes, but i didn't like it- never again

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • no and i am somewhat interested

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • no- and i am not interested

    Votes: 31 72.1%

  • Total voters
    43

MarcusMaximus

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the conversation today was about fisting. one girl said that her boyfriend wanted to try this with her; seems the pornos he watches include a lot of this sort of thing. a girl with her looked kind of shocked but another one of her friends turned bright red! she tells us that she tried it and actually kind of likes it..... the entire hand- past the wrist. i just about busted a nut laughing. She then tells us that no matter how much lube you think that you have, just when you think that you have enough you need to dump another bottle !

my story was that the best i ever had was only 4 fingers, almost tore my rotator cuff trying to position my arms to get my thumb in but had to back out!... she tells me that she had to slide down to the edge of the bed so that he was no longer on it.. apparently that works the best.. or on her hands and knees.

the other girls just looked at their friend in amazement! it was kind of funny.. i have to take notes
so my question to the you is about fisting; take the poll.
 
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Any girl that I can fit my fist into, is someone I dont want to sleep with :shake:
 
I almost had my full fist in some slut in vegas in a limo. I think i could of got it all in if it wasnt for the limo driver getting us to our hotel too quickly.
 
some slut? .. you must be a hit with the ladies....

i always say that a person is just like the people with whom they associate. so if she is a slut, then what exactly does that make you?

i am glad you shared your little experience with us.
 
MarcusMaximus said:
some slut? .. you must be a hit with the ladies....
Yes she was a slut, no doubt about it.

MarcusMaximus said:
i am glad you shared your little experience with us.
No problem, i have tons more for you. :laugh:
 
so you meant "slut" in an affectionate way perhaps?

or was she just a coked out prostitute?

either way, you must be proud.

i have no problems with your experience either way. some men refer to women who have a freakier or stronger sex drive than themselves as being " sluts " or "whores".

my experiences with women are vastly different from yours as well as many of the other male posters on this website. I have never been with a slut- although i have been with a couple of women with rather wild sexual appetites. .

do feel free to purge all you wish. realize that you are revealing more of yourself than of the so-called sluts and whores.
 
MM, your outa control. Your probably the only person that I know that wouldnt call a chick you just met... AND can fit your whole hand in her a slut.

This thread is just wrong IMO.
 
PreMier said:
MM, your outa control. Your probably the only person that I know that wouldnt call a chick you just met... AND can fit your whole hand in her a slut.

This thread is just wrong IMO.

:yes:
 
chick he just met? this was a first date? i didn't read that in his post. he plows his whole hand into her on the first date?

as for fitting his entire hand inside her; i never knew that slut meant " extra large vagina" or " ability to shrink or expand to accommodate a variety of things "

the guy shoves his entire hand up inside a woman, in the back of a limo, on a first date, calls the woman a slut and YOU find this THREAD distressing?

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MarcusMaximus said:
....my story was that the best i ever had was only 4 fingers, almost tore my rotator cuff trying to position my arms to get my thumb in but had to back out!... she tells me that she had to slide down to the edge of the bed so that he was no longer on it.. apparently that works the best.. or on her hands and knees.

Thanks for the tip. I'm taking notes. I'll try it out on this Catholic girl I met tonight. We're going on our first date. :thumb:
 
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Mr_Snafu said:
Thanks for the tip. I'm taking notes. I'll try it out on this Catholic girl I met tonight. We're going on our first date. :thumb:

For best results: rent a limo.
 
MarcusMaximus said:
chick he just met? this was a first date? i didn't read that in his post. he plows his whole hand into her on the first date?
Sorry, I should of been more clear when I said slut. I met her in a club in vegas, and we decided to head back to my hotel room. By no means was this a date. Now if you dont think a girl that goes home with someone she doesn't even know is not a slut, then my friend I dont know what else to say. :scratch:
 
cappo5150 said:
Sorry, I should of been more clear when I said slut. I met her in a club in vegas, and we decided to head back to my hotel room. By no means was this a date. Now if you dont think a girl that goes home with someone she doesn't even know is not a slut, then my friend I dont know what else to say. :scratch:

YOU are the one who went home with someone you didn't even know.....
as i said before.... some men...... :)
 
Mr_Snafu said:
Thanks for the tip. I'm taking notes. I'll try it out on this Catholic girl I met tonight. We're going on our first date. :thumb:

it works best on pentecostals...

catholic girls like to tied up...
 
cappo5150 said:
..... Now if you dont think a girl that goes home with someone she doesn't even know is not a slut, then my friend I dont know what else to say. :scratch:

i am sure you will think of something...
 
austinite said:
For best results: rent a limo.


Good idea Austinite, then I'll pimp her out :p
 
MarcusMaximus said:
YOU are the one who went home with someone you didn't even know.....
as i said before.... some men...... :)
I dub thee: Sir Eatspaintalot
 
Nothing that big is getting near the precious unless I get to breastfeed, diaper n burp it, teach it to feed itself, ride a bike.... send it to college.... get the picture? ouch!!! why would any person think this is sexy?
 
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sexy? no one ever said or asked " is this sexy?" Sexy or what one person defines as sexy changes for each person. rather, the question was whether anyone has had this done? To them or for them or participated in or whatever. Did they enjoy it or not. etc.

i don't define 'sexy" for anyone else. nor do i define "normal" as it applies to sexuality, nor do i impose my personal view of sexuality on other people..

as long as what a person does with 2 or 3 other people, behind a door or in front of an open curtain, doesn't bother or hurt anyone, and I can see and view the action clearly, it's all positive no negative.:D
 
there are always some men who believe that any woman with a larger sex drive than themselves must be a slut . That any woman who indulges in wilder sex acts than most guys, that these women must be sluts and whores. That any woman who is out looking for sex, just as a man is, must be by their definition, a tramp.

then there are always a group of women who, due to their own quirks of personality, wish to perpetuate this belief to be true. it should not be surprising that some women see these other perhaps more liberal women as sluts. it keeps their own delusions alive.
 
Some people will do anything to get off including attempt ANYTHING seen in a porno. It's like those really good action movies where the stunts are too good to be natural...
Don't Try This At Home :finger:
 
Wtf lol, even if I tried to get 3 fingers in it wouldnt work, just not possible for me, and it kinda hurts if ya try for 3. MM, if she could get a fist in her, yah, she is prolly a slut, no one is that big unless they have been "used" alot. Maybe I just haven't had fun with other chicks, or maybe I have seen one too many pornos where I know they have been used way too much to get something so big inside.. but I know for a fact I couldnt do it, and prolly wont ever.
 
shutupntra1n said:
Some people will do anything to get off including attempt ANYTHING seen in a porno. It's like those really good action movies where the stunts are too good to be natural...
Don't Try This At Home :finger:

:lol: Very well put!
 
I got u beat!!! thats not neccisarily a good thing tho :no: i met this one ghetto bitch 3 yrs older than me a few months back, i wuz goin 2 skool wit her gettin my grade 12 n anywayz we ended up in her bed one night n one finger went in, 2 fit pretty good, three's goin in?...ok, wtf? 4... god damm there goes my fist, i got kinda curiouse as 2 how many i could fit in after that, i aint neva seen nuttin like dat b4, curiosity got tha best of me so i slipped in another finger... then another and another OMG got'em both in!!! holyshit!!! that wuz tha kraziest thing i eva seen, and honestly, hope 2 neva see her again or anyone like her, i like a freaky gurl but DAMMM i wuznt even using lube!!! :rofl: i told EVERYONE bout her after that lol that shit jus aint rite, i almost cracked up laughing while i wuz doing it too lmfao, n tha bitch had tha nerve 2 say it wuz her first time anything like that happened 2 her :nope: i mean she had 2 kidz but damm they were 6 and 8, hole shoulda bin healed by then WOW hope i neva see that again n i aint neva gonna attempt it again either, :shake: DAMM that shit just aint rite, thinkin back i shoulda ran after tha first fist lol
 
I wonder what became of maximus?
 
This reminds me of a joke I heared at school (a good quarter century ago).

Truck driver picks up a woman - two hours later he's in the back with her giving her the middle finger

"More," she moans

He gives her two fingers

"More," she moans

He gives her three, then four fingers

"More," she moans

He gives her his whole hand to the wrist

"More,"

To the elbow, then the shoulder, but she's crying out for more. He sticks his other arm in, then his head..

"More !"

Suddenly he's inside her & walking about. He see's another guy who he recognises as one of his fellow truckers.

"John," he shouts. "What are you doing in here ?"

"Trying to find my damn truck !"
 
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