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    Yes?

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    Huh? It's not humanly possible. Is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    Huh? It's not humanly possible. Is it?
    a broken rib and a slipped disc later and now you tell me

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    Asspuncture, you're a weird f*cka....

    Are you a Pollack squid who only gets his rocks on in some grimey port town?
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    i had a friend that could suck his own dick until he was about fifteen years old and he did it on a regular basis......he's homosexual and i think that's why he was so willing to admit his self-fellating habit.....

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    You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.

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    Asspuncture, you are a freak....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cappo5150
    You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.
    Thanks! I'm heading over to Amazon.com!
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    I saw pics of a guy doing it on the net someplace but don't recall where maybe rotten.com or one of it's links. So yes it's possible. A contortionist in Details mag says yes he could but then he'd have a dick in his mouth and that wasn't his thing.

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    Who gives a shit if it is possible...to each's own but damn! Who would ask such a question like that? Go out and find yourself a woman willing and able!!!!!!! You would be in a much more comfortable position. just my 2 cents.

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    OH HELL NO. Dude this is a fitness forum. Not a how to forum on how to suck your own weiner.

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    i dont understand why you would want to suck your own dick anyways, unless you're a fag.

    do you think the women here would lick their twat if they were physically able?

    what a pointless post

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    im scared to ask what protein you use ..... jism whey?

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    Immature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bulletproof1
    im scared to ask what protein you use ..... jism whey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulletproof1
    do you think the women here would lick their twat if they were physically able?
    No, but what a wonderful world it would be if they would/could

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    Quote Originally Posted by cappo5150
    You have some weird questions dude. But theres a movie floating around of Ron Jeremy blowing himself. Its really old from the 70s.
    Where is it? I need, I need! RJ's my latest obsession!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    a broken rib and a slipped disc later and now you tell me
    STRAIGHT to the ignore list, emphasis on "STRAIGHT"...

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    What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating! As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating! As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list".

    I am funny, and i have a good time. This is the internet moron....lighten up and have fun you homophobic lil douche.

    BTW< what does sucking ones own dick have to do with homosexuality?

    Seems like your mind takes you where you want to go, not my posts.

    And im willing to bet you dont have the balls to ignore me, none of you do...I am amusing and thats that. You live to read my posts, you feed off my energy like a parasitical virus....much like the one that causes you a burning sensation when you urinate....you know the one you told me about in the PM's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
    STRAIGHT to the ignore list, emphasis on "STRAIGHT"...
    Judging by your pic.....i bet you already take it up the ass. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Var
    What the fuck is this shit?! Ass-pirate, do you really have to flaunt your homosexuality in all your threads??? So far, just about every one of your posts has been about something nauseating! As Spike said, "STRAIGHT to ignore list".

    Yup Var, I feel the same as you. He's the first on my ignore list since I've been here. Even Johnnny isn't on my ignore list.
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    I be willing to bet that mr asspuncture is a regular here under another name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    BTW< what does sucking ones own dick have to do with homosexuality?
    Go figure..what kind of moron would connect a guy sucking a cock with homosexuality?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepper
    I be willing to bet that mr asspuncture is a regular here under another name.
    I been thinking the same thing lately about some people, someone may have a bit too much time in their hands around here

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    Who would it be? Can you check IP's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    Who would it be? Can you check IP's?
    I can in the Sports Forum only but I don't expect him to drop by anytime soon.
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    Unless it involves golf.. You know, getting the balls in the hole
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