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    So, as I sit here doing absolutely nothing at work, my hotmail account pops up some ad about personals. Being the inquisitive type, i click it. After a reading a few, I figured out some of the jargon used in these adds and what it really means. So here are the couple I figured out.

    Good personality/funny=quite possibly the ugliest thing you have ever seen.

    Likes Sports=I am morbidly obese.

    Curvy=My ass is fat but my tits are not.

    Bi-curious=I am a full blown dyke that wants to have sex with only your girlfriend, so I will trick you by saying I am bi-curious.

    Looking for someone to take care of me=I am lazy and have no intention of working if we date, you will support my ass.

    Looking for a knight in shining armor=If we start to date, I will keep your balls in my purse, you won't be needing them.

    Mature=I dated Albob in high school
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    Hmm I would say that the majority are just incredibly ugly. Regardless of what they put...mature=super ugly, and is still having sex with Albob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    So, as I sit here doing absolutely nothing at work, my hotmail account pops up some ad about personals. Being the inquisitive type, i click it. After a reading a few, I figured out some of the jargon used in these adds and what it really means. So here are the couple I figured out.

    Good personality/funny=quite possibly the ugliest thing you have ever seen.

    Likes Sports=I am morbidly obese.

    Curvy=My ass is fat but my tits are not.

    Bi-curious=I am a full blown dyke that wants to have sex with only your girlfriend, so I will trick you by saying I am bi-curious.

    Looking for someone to take care of me=I am lazy and have no intention of working if we date, you will support my ass.

    Looking for a knight in shining armor=If we start to date, I will keep your balls in my purse, you won't be needing them.

    Mature=I dated Albob in high school





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    how much free time do u have at work?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    Mature=I dated Albob in high school

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