So, as I sit here doing absolutely nothing at work, my hotmail account pops up some ad about personals. Being the inquisitive type, i click it. After a reading a few, I figured out some of the jargon used in these adds and what it really means. So here are the couple I figured out.
Good personality/funny=quite possibly the ugliest thing you have ever seen.
Likes Sports=I am morbidly obese.
Curvy=My ass is fat but my tits are not.
Bi-curious=I am a full blown dyke that wants to have sex with only your girlfriend, so I will trick you by saying I am bi-curious.
Looking for someone to take care of me=I am lazy and have no intention of working if we date, you will support my ass.
Looking for a knight in shining armor=If we start to date, I will keep your balls in my purse, you won't be needing them.
Mature=I dated Albob in high school