Prince I nominate Max to do a mass search for all threads containing the following words: Bush, Kerry, Edwards, Democrat, Republican, Liberal and vote... and then he can close all 1982549843750298357 of them
"John Kerry told Tom Ridge he was too busy to receive a Homeland Security briefing. I thought that was odd, since you're not supposed to ignore terrorist threats until after you become president." —David Letterman
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead
the discussion of the word tragedy. So the illustrious leader asks the
class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers:
"If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a
runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a
tragedy." "No," says President Bush, "that would be an accident." A
little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm
afraid not," explains the exalted leader. "That's what we would call a
great loss." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give
me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room, little
Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If Air Force One
carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that
would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaims President Bush, "That's
right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says
LiL Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it
probably wouldn't be an accident either."
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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