"bump into a tall, beautiful red haired woman with amazing curves and beautiful breasts. Boy was she hot. I mean damn, like holy shit man this chick is smoking. I mean the only thing that had dropped lower than my jaw was my pants. Hot diggity damn. The very second our bodies pressed this incredible surge of energy passed through the most tender parts of our bodies. I was ready to marry her al-freaking-ready. Like I'm not gay or anything but if it took a 50 man buttfucking to get 5 minutes with this chick I'd do it. Ok so I'm not a stalker or any weird shit like that but if I had to dig through this chicks trash just to masterbate to the food she threw out I'd be all over that banana peel. Ok now I'm not like a necrophiliac or anything... well, I think you get the point.
Then she spoke to me. In the most seductive voice, she said these enticing words slowly, one-by-one, licking her thick luscious lips. She said..."