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    The wonder of the older woman






    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
    just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
    "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
    around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
    usually
    something more interesting.

    A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
    what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30
    give
    a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
    you at the opera o r in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
    if
    you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
    get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
    it's like to be unappreciated.

    A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
    femalefriends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
    best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
    30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
    her friends won't betray her.



    Women get psychic as they age. You never have
    to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.


    A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
    true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a
    woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.


    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
    you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
    where
    you stand with her.


    Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
    it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
    30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool 30+
    of himself with some 22-year-old waitress
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    Excellent!

    "Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we REACT to what happens; not by what life brings to us, but by the ATTITUDE we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a CHAIN REACTION of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst... a spark that creates EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shellspeare
    If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
    This must not kick in until mid-30's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
    This must not kick in until mid-30's.
    Kicked in for me mid-teens!

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    I didnĀ“t read it. Is this about old people?

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    Yeah, this would be great if it were true...

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