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    Post Var is not a midget






    They're called "Little People"



    Feel free to whore this thread with midget tributes.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Feel free to whore this thread with midget tributes.
    Var is the short term for midget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Var is the short term for midget.
    d vv a r f , I see.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    At least he gets plenty of acting gigs. (Chucky, Bride of Chucky, Seed of....etc.)
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    d vv a r f , I see.
    Haha.. yeah!

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    I hear they are remaking Wizard of Oz, too.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    That hairy fuck will probably end up laying Toto, again.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Oops, meant "playing", but I think I'll let it stand as is.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Var represents the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild or was it the Lullaby League?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    I heard in US they insult like "Your mom is so fat that..", let´s do the same.
    Var is so short that...

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    he has to carry a sign that say's don't spit, can't swim
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    ..that after his birth he actually grew smaller to become an adult.

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    why does
    e=mc squared?

    that doesnt make sense

    energy=speed of ligtht squared...is that even possible????

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    Hey ya know what they say...

    It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritChick
    Hey ya know what they say...

    It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall!



    corny but funny

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    Var is as short as Vieope is weird.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

    4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...

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    Var is so gay....oops, wrong thread.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    hey where is Var anyway? his avatar is sexy.

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    is var really a midget?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritChick
    Hey ya know what they say...

    It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall!


    that was terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-funk


    that was terrible.
    Agreed!

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    Wow. So sorry I've been away from IM. Missed all this love.

    I'm 5'6 fuckers, not 3'6!
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    I thought that you were 5'2"

    Can you still grow into your late 20's?
    P-side Inc.

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    The Ilizarov method would keep you from climbing up onto the chair to type on the computer very often.

    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    What the fuck happened. I leave for a few weeks and suddenly you guys are witty. Did I miss something?
    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    The Ilizarov method would keep you from climbing up onto the chair to type on the computer very often.

    That is used a lot in China and some parts of India.

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    Never trust a midget

    A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.

    Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

    "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

    Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

    "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

    Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

    The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"

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    I have proof that var is a midget, we exchanged pics a while back.


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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    I have proof that var is a midget, we exchanged pics a while back.


    Close, but not furry enough....and much too attractive.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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