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Var is not a midget

maniclion

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They're called "Little People":mad:

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Feel free to whore this thread with midget tributes.:D
 
Vieope said:
Var is the short term for midget.
d vv a r f , I see.:thumb:
 
At least he gets plenty of acting gigs. (Chucky, Bride of Chucky, Seed of....etc.)
 
I hear they are remaking Wizard of Oz, too. :D
 
That hairy fuck will probably end up laying Toto, again. :D
 
Oops, meant "playing", but I think I'll let it stand as is. :laugh:
 
Var represents the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild or was it the Lullaby League?
 
I heard in US they insult like "Your mom is so fat that..", let´s do the same.
Var is so short that...
 
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he has to carry a sign that say's don't spit, can't swim
 
..that after his birth he actually grew smaller to become an adult.
 
why does
e=mc squared?

that doesnt make sense

energy=speed of ligtht squared...is that even possible????
 
Hey ya know what they say...

It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall! :p
 
Var is as short as Vieope is weird. :D
 
Var is so gay....oops, wrong thread. :D
 
hey where is Var anyway? his avatar is sexy.
 
BritChick said:
Hey ya know what they say...

It is better to have loved a short person than to have never loved a tall! :p

:laugh:

that was terrible.
 
Wow. So sorry I've been away from IM. Missed all this love. :grumble: :p

I'm 5'6 fuckers, not 3'6! :flipoff:
 
I thought that you were 5'2" :confused:

Can you still grow into your late 20's? :lol:
 
The Ilizarov method would keep you from climbing up onto the chair to type on the computer very often.

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What the fuck happened. I leave for a few weeks and suddenly you guys are witty. Did I miss something? :lol:
 
maniclion said:
The Ilizarov method would keep you from climbing up onto the chair to type on the computer very often.

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That is used a lot in China and some parts of India. :shrug:
 
Never trust a midget :finger:

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.

Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
 
I have proof that var is a midget, we exchanged pics a while back.


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min0 lee said:
I have proof that var is a midget, we exchanged pics a while back.


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Close, but not furry enough....and much too attractive. :laugh:
 
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