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    Never hold your farts in.
    They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that
    is where shitty ideas come from.
    "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."


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    Quote Originally Posted by JLB001

    Never hold your farts in.
    They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that
    is where shitty ideas come from.
    Hmmm.

    I know some people who claim they never fart.

    This theory explains a hell of a lot about them.

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    And vice versa, I know some people that claim to fart alot! This all makes sense now.
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Hmmm my husband farts incessantly... something is wrong with this theory!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke9583
    And vice versa, I know some people that claim to fart alot! This all makes sense now.
    Yes, it explains why I don't have any shitty ideas. It's ok. You can say it. It's a compliment. hahahaha!

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    I finally have an excuse to bust ass.
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Y'all are just overflowing with ideas this morning.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Y'all are just overflowing with ideas this morning.
    It must be the fiber.

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    I tried eating four protein shakes at once
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Hmm...well everyone could drink some poopy tea and have no more poopy issues.
    "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."


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    hmmm Bush's Baked Beans. Are they trying to tell the president something?

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    "only my dog knows the secret, and he's not telling"
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Brain Farts Suck
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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