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That's what he was um...doing...then this......Eww?? he kissed u???
U shuda fucked him up
Alfred
Alfred was a mistake. My husband and I were running a test and the unexpected results of the test turned out to be Alfred.
I had recently (in 1982), came into my psychic abilities and well, we were running a test on telepathy; that is we were trying to find out if I could read Jon???s mind if he concentrated on a few words and was in another room. I stayed in the living room and he went into the bedroom and tried to clear his mind by going into a light trance. He was to think of one or two words and I was to read them. It didn???t work; and we were interrupted. After trying for about twenty minutes; this ghost comes in the living room and starts to cuss out my husband. He was mad because my husband called him and then wouldn???t talk to him. He just ignored the ghost. Jon, of course couldn???t hear or see Alfred and that made Alfred mad. So he came in the living room and yelled at me. I got the poor dear to calm down. It seemed the two words my husband thought of was Alfred and 1841. Well Alfred is the ghost???s name and 1841 was when he was hung. Anyway he heard and he came.
Alfred is a little person somewhere between four and five feet. He likes to play games and can change his size and shape. He is a way, way, way out of the closet homosexual. Alfred got himself hung by stalking a sheriff???s deputy. Seems Alfred spotted the deputy taking a bath in a pond, and well the deputy was well hung. It was love at first sight for Alfred; unfortunately for Alfred the deputy wasn???t having any of that. After writing many love letters and completely making a pest of himself he was hung on a trumped up charge. Alfred now enjoys being a ghost.
Linda Sonnenleiter
Home to mom for what? To share?True story funkin this hot chick in the ass she tells me to tell her when i'm going to cum. so just before i do i tell her she says cum on my face so. i do and she suck the rest out of my dick..it was cool and sick at the same time. would not take that one home to mom.
Home to mom for what? To share?
Home to mom for what? To share?
Werd! I was banging this chick from behind once and I was all like "I'm gonna cum!" She's like "nonono wait!" and she turns around and jerks me off into her mouth. It was nice. I liked it!
I hate pulling out. Even if a bitch says to im all like uhhhhnnngggg take that.
One time i was banging this black girl i met at Wendy's in a Fridays parking lot. But the anxiety of getting spotted plus my Tren abuse caused me to become flaccid. I kept trying to grab the base as hard as i could to keep my junk stiff but after awhile it was rediculous. Then she started asking whats wrong and i had this overwhelming urge to punch her in the face.
The urge to hurt her was enough to get rock hard again. Moral of the story, that night i realized i was a sadist. I now regularly enjoy inflicting some form of pain during sex (Biting, slapping, hair yanking, choking) Theres something about hearing a girl whimper with pleasure/pain that gets me in a frenzy.
If you like your dick being sucked just meet me!!!!
I sodomized my friend Tim while he vomited into the toilet after Jager night.
Pic's or it didn't happen?
You should create an account there mate. That's one place you might score some tailpipe! GICH!