Here is the scenario. I have a 26 year old friend who is going to be in school for a few more years, and he is taking it very seriously. About a month ago he started going out with this 18 year old, hot, tight body chick. She is absolutely gorgeous, great face, about 5'10, slim waist, size D, and is great to hang out and joke around with. But apparently she is taking up a lot of his time. In his words she likes to party and have about 4 hours worth of sex a day, and it is just wearing him down and he is scared that his school might suffer for it. Hence he is seriously considering breaking up with her.
Now as a friend I feel that it is my moral obligation to do something for my friend to help him in his hour of need. Should I;
A - hit him
B - hit him harder
C - use a friggin baseball bat
They just all seem so tempting. Dumb ass bastard