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    15 Pieces of Advice for Women

    1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

    2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

    4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

    5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

    6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

    7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
    to make some woman miserable.

    8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-
    yourself types.

    9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

    10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

    13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

    14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

    15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee

    11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
    This sums it up nicely.
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    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    5. Go for the younger man.

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    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    we need a room

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
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    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Sinnersssssssssssssssssssss
    Said the transexual.

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    we need a hornier smiley too

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    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Hornier, not Dale like smile.

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    I typed in horny smiley and that came up
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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