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    15 Pieces of Advice for Women

    1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

    2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

    4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

    5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

    6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

    7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
    to make some woman miserable.

    8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-
    yourself types.

    9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

    10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

    13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

    14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

    15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee

    11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
    This sums it up nicely.
    Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.

    The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.

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    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    5. Go for the younger man.

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    we need a room

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    Sinnersssssssssssssssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    we need a room



    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Sinnersssssssssssssssssssss
    Said the transexual.

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    we need a hornier smiley too

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    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Hornier, not Dale like smile.

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    I typed in horny smiley and that came up
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    That is great! I am turned on by a cartoon but I think I am a bunny. It is all healthy then.

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    well, somebody knew I have a thing for french maid uniforms
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke9583
    well, somebody knew I have a thing for french maid uniforms
    Is that why you dress your blow up doll as a maid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Is that why you dress your blow up doll as a maid?
    I didn't dress them!

    I bought them that way
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke9583
    I didn't dress them!

    I bought them that way
    "them"
    That is some healthy way to have a threesome.

    edit: "of having" a threesome.

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    Gotta do what you gotta do
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Do you use a condom in your rubber partner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Do you use a condom in your rubber partner?
    Are you writing a book?
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke9583
    Are you writing a book?
    No, I wanna be a part in all this fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Said the transexual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Do you use a condom in your rubber partner?
    Thats so fucked up haha
    P-side Inc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    we need a hornier smiley too


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