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    So I went to see the doctor and...

    There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who
    insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
    the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

    The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
    embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.

    "The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room
    full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

    "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The
    receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?""I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

    The doctor's office erupted in laughter.

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    Good one Mudge. It's actually illegal for her to ask within earshot of other people. Against HIPPA regulations.
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rock4832
    Good one Mudge. It's actually illegal for her to ask within earshot of other people. Against HIPPA regulations.

    THEY ALWAYS ASK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
    THEY ALWAYS ASK!
    Maybe but they shouldn't. That's why you have a form to fill out when you get there.
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    and now you post it on the internet

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    Oh, that was beautiful!

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