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    Unhappy St Valentines day biting me in the ass.

    Yup, of course we know that mushy gushy month is coming up. Today after seeing a movie, I see a hella lot stores putting up Valentines cards, candies, and bears. Its just sickening. If you wanna know where I'm getting at is that I hate Valentines Day! And I will tell you why:

    8 years ago (and yes, i was the ugly duckling back then), on Valentines Day, classmates hooked me up with this fat fuck with glasses. I was pretty naieve back then so I diceided to be his girl. And I was with Fat Fuck for 4 years untill I found out we were realy put together because we're ugly. And the icing on the cake: Fat Fuck was falling in love with me. He kept calling me asking to have sex. I said no. And Valentines Day my sophmore year in highschool, Fat Fuck and I were no more.

    So evry Valentines Day since then, I just get tense and pretty much sad that it happened. And my luck with males is terrible: they are either taken, with kids and devorced, or gay. My single male radar is kinda fucked up to tell you the truth.

    Valentines day is not my faveorite holiday at all.

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    I'm sorry Shae,
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    We should start a IM dating service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    And my luck with males is terrible: they are either taken, with kids and devorced, or gay.
    Every time I hear this from a female I take a look in the mirror and ask "WTF??.......Im not any of those so what gives?"

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    Shae meet Metal V Player, Metal V Player meet Shae.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Shae meet Metal V Player, Metal V Player meet Shae.
    Yeah. And this is usually when they say "Im not really looking for anything right now."


    Or my alltime favorite: "I just started seeing someone". Which makes me feel good all over because if I hadnt come along, they would still be single. So at least I bring good luck

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    Give it a try, I heard she has a nice rack.

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    I see.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Give it a try, I heard she has a nice rack.
    LOL, I really should. If only so that she can meet someone else.







    Although.......Ive been wondering how I can start charging for my highly unusual services......


    I mean its only fair. Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal V Player
    LOL, I really should. If only so that she can meet someone else.

    Although.......Ive been wondering how I can start charging for my highly unusual services......


    I mean its only fair. Right?
    Don't be so hard on yourself.
    Remember that it's better to have loved than to have never loved at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Give it a try, I heard she has a nice rack.
    R.G. You've been telling Min0 shit. Have ya?



    Yes, I admit, I have a 40D.

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    I hear Metal V Player is a stud Shae.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Don't be so hard on yourself.
    Please dont mistake actual observation based on fact to mean that I am hard on myself. I know exactly what Im worth.
    Remember that it's better to have loved than to have never loved at all.
    Ah...... you buy into that bullshit too. Well to each his own.



    I hear Metal V Player is a stud Shae.
    Nope. Just a regular guy lookin to get better.

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    Scrap it Min0. He is about twice my age. About as old as my dad. Nice try though.

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    Shae you need pics. Ill hook ya up.

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