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    Unhappy St Valentines day biting me in the ass.






    Yup, of course we know that mushy gushy month is coming up. Today after seeing a movie, I see a hella lot stores putting up Valentines cards, candies, and bears. Its just sickening. If you wanna know where I'm getting at is that I hate Valentines Day! And I will tell you why:

    8 years ago (and yes, i was the ugly duckling back then), on Valentines Day, classmates hooked me up with this fat fuck with glasses. I was pretty naieve back then so I diceided to be his girl. And I was with Fat Fuck for 4 years untill I found out we were realy put together because we're ugly. And the icing on the cake: Fat Fuck was falling in love with me. He kept calling me asking to have sex. I said no. And Valentines Day my sophmore year in highschool, Fat Fuck and I were no more.

    So evry Valentines Day since then, I just get tense and pretty much sad that it happened. And my luck with males is terrible: they are either taken, with kids and devorced, or gay. My single male radar is kinda fucked up to tell you the truth.

    Valentines day is not my faveorite holiday at all.

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    I'm sorry Shae,
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

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    Lightbulb

    We should start a IM dating service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    And my luck with males is terrible: they are either taken, with kids and devorced, or gay.
    Every time I hear this from a female I take a look in the mirror and ask "WTF??.......Im not any of those so what gives?"

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    Shae meet Metal V Player, Metal V Player meet Shae.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Shae meet Metal V Player, Metal V Player meet Shae.
    Yeah. And this is usually when they say "Im not really looking for anything right now."


    Or my alltime favorite: "I just started seeing someone". Which makes me feel good all over because if I hadnt come along, they would still be single. So at least I bring good luck

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    Give it a try, I heard she has a nice rack.

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    I see.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Give it a try, I heard she has a nice rack.
    LOL, I really should. If only so that she can meet someone else.







    Although.......Ive been wondering how I can start charging for my highly unusual services......


    I mean its only fair. Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal V Player
    LOL, I really should. If only so that she can meet someone else.

    Although.......Ive been wondering how I can start charging for my highly unusual services......


    I mean its only fair. Right?
    Don't be so hard on yourself.
    Remember that it's better to have loved than to have never loved at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Give it a try, I heard she has a nice rack.
    R.G. You've been telling Min0 shit. Have ya?



    Yes, I admit, I have a 40D.

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    I hear Metal V Player is a stud Shae.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Don't be so hard on yourself.
    Please dont mistake actual observation based on fact to mean that I am hard on myself. I know exactly what Im worth.
    Remember that it's better to have loved than to have never loved at all.
    Ah...... you buy into that bullshit too. Well to each his own.



    I hear Metal V Player is a stud Shae.
    Nope. Just a regular guy lookin to get better.

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    Scrap it Min0. He is about twice my age. About as old as my dad. Nice try though.

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    Shae you need pics. Ill hook ya up.

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    http://profiles.yahoo.com/shae2k3

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    #1 Why do you think you are ugly?
    #2 I am not going to tell you how to speak, but I think the "fat fuck" comment was a bit overboard.
    #3 Learn how to be happy being single, before being open to having something with anyone.

    You are 20! You are young! Your life is barely beginning, I am almost 30 and still I have no right to bitch. Be happy for what you do have, not sad for what you think you do not. You COULD be like 2 of my friends, who are continuous stalk and rape victims still trying to find a way for the system to help them. One of them works in law, and the only way she can figure to help herself now is get a shotgun, and I support that decision. The other one virtually sees no way out but to hope oneday he stops. The cops wont help, because he has friends in the PD who keep making sure the rape kits dissapear. Interestingly lots of files on him also dissapear. Imagine a little slice of hell like that, some people go through even yet worse than that.

    I am just trying to offer some perspective. Pick up your chin, it could be worse. Being needy, is going to find you someone who will prey on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    Scrap it Min0. He is about twice my age. About as old as my dad. Nice try though.
    Uh....please allow me to clarify something here. There was no need for this. I never asked Min0 for anything nor did I ask you. You PMed me, asking to get to know me because you said Min0 thought it would be a good idea. I was honored and flattered, but when I saw your age, I knew it was a moot point. Even so, I still answered your questions. I was polite and sincere and sent a very cordial PM back to you. But once you saw my age, you never even gave me the courtesy of a reply. Instead you came here and posted this.

    Not giving the courtesy of a reply is the same as sitting down with someone, deciding that you dont like what you see, and getting right up without so much as a "thank you".

    I can live with that.


    But not giving the courtesy of a reply, and coming out here and posting this in this manner, is the same as getting up and shouting across the room "hey, he's old!". Which is not only rude, but very low class.



    I understand I may rub some people the wrong way because you are quite popular here, but I am only speaking the truth. If you snub your nose so strongly at someone who was simply being polite, then perhaps I can understand why Valentines day is so hard on you.




    Have a good life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    And my luck with males is terrible: they are either taken, with kids and devorced, or gay.
    If it makes you feel any better, girls suck
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


    * Got juice?*Need Motivation?*How to Train*
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    Sorry about that Metal V Player, I should just minded my own business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    If it makes you feel any better, girls suck
    Thanx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    Scrap it Min0. He is about twice my age. About as old as my dad. Nice try though.
    I'll be your huckleberry
    THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME, CERTAINLY MUST MAKE ME STRONGER

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTN WARRIOR
    I'll be your huckleberry
    that's my line
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Sorry about that Metal V Player, I should just minded my own business.
    Please do not apologize for being a friend. I was honored *bows*.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal V Player
    Please do not apologize for being a friend. I was honored *bows*.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal V Player
    Uh....please allow me to clarify something here. There was no need for this. I never asked Min0 for anything nor did I ask you. You PMed me, asking to get to know me because you said Min0 thought it would be a good idea. I was honored and flattered, but when I saw your age, I knew it was a moot point. Even so, I still answered your questions. I was polite and sincere and sent a very cordial PM back to you. But once you saw my age, you never even gave me the courtesy of a reply. Instead you came here and posted this.

    Not giving the courtesy of a reply is the same as sitting down with someone, deciding that you dont like what you see, and getting right up without so much as a "thank you".

    I can live with that.


    But not giving the courtesy of a reply, and coming out here and posting this in this manner, is the same as getting up and shouting across the room "hey, he's old!". Which is not only rude, but very low class.



    I understand I may rub some people the wrong way because you are quite popular here, but I am only speaking the truth. If you snub your nose so strongly at someone who was simply being polite, then perhaps I can understand why Valentines day is so hard on you.




    Have a good life.
    Preach on, brother.
    I hate girls like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by du510
    I hate girls
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae
    ...8 years ago (and yes, i was the ugly duckling back then), on Valentines Day, classmates hooked me up ...
    Not to beat the dead horse here but...

    You were 12 YEARS OLD!!! Get beyond this and embrace the beautiful woman you are. Stop being a "victom" and become the Victorious!! I do realize you struggle with the depressing memories of your youth but this too shall pass. You are young with a bright future ahead. Perhaps if you were a bit more positively focused about yourself you might soon find a worthy man willing to court you.

    Oh, and don't knock older men. They'll die off before you do and (hopefully) leave you a nice, big, fat life insurance check
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

    I can run faster mad than you can scared

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    hating Valentine's Day is silly. (better to be indifferent)

    i had 1 boyfriend break up w/me on Valentine's Day back in college
    i totalled my car another year on Valentine's Day
    and i ruptured my appendix another year.

    still don't hate it (and i don't doubt for a minute that plenty of people have had far worse valentine's day experiences. it's just a day)
    "If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
    If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama

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