A Woman and a Man are both
involved in a car accident...
Neither are hurt, but their cars are
After they crawl out of their cars,
The woman says; "So you're a man - That's
interesting. I'm a woman..."
"...Our cars are completely demolished,
yet neither of us are hurt! This must be a sign
The man replied; "Oh yes, I completely agree
with you. This must be some sort of sign!"
The woman continued; "And look, here's another
miracle. My car is completely smashed, yet this
bottle didn't even break! How about a drink to
celebrate our good fortune?"
The man nods and drinks half the bottle,
then passes it back to her.
The woman simply puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.
going to have a drink?" Asked the man.
To which the woman replies;
"No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the
cops to show up!"