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    A Woman and a Man are both
    involved in a car accident...

    Neither are hurt, but their cars are
    smashed up.

    After they crawl out of their cars,
    The woman says; "So you're a man - That's
    interesting. I'm a woman..."



    "...Our cars are completely demolished,
    yet neither of us are hurt! This must be a sign
    from God!"



    The man replied; "Oh yes, I completely agree
    with you. This must be some sort of sign!"

    The woman continued; "And look, here's another
    miracle. My car is completely smashed, yet this
    bottle didn't even break! How about a drink to
    celebrate our good fortune?"



    The man nods and drinks half the bottle,
    then passes it back to her.


    The woman simply puts the cap back on,
    and hands it back to the man.

    "Aren't you
    going to have a drink?" Asked the man.

    To which the woman replies;
    "No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the
    cops to show up!"


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    yeah but i bet it was the woman that caused the accident in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by stu21Ldn
    yeah but i bet it was the woman that caused the accident in the first place
    Yea, she was probaly putting on her makeup. http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...ad.php?t=41446

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleKid
    Yea, she was probaly putting on her makeup
    that's what the bitch was doing that totaled my jeep (on the clearest day, straighest road and best driving conditions of all time).

    oh ya, did i mention my jeep was parked on the side of the road?
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