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    Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
    Worse: You're in it.

    Bad: Your children are sexually active.
    Worse: With each other.

    Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
    Worse: He looks better than you.

    Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
    Worse: She's a lawyer.

    Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
    Worse: For another woman.

    Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
    Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

    Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
    Worse: She implicates you.

    Good: Hot outdoor sex.
    Bad: You're arrested.
    Worse: By your husband.

    Good: The teacher likes your son.
    Bad: Sexually.

    Good: You came home for a quickie.
    Bad: Your wife walks in.

    Good: You go to see a strip show.
    Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

    Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
    Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

    Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
    Bad: She's eleven.

    Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
    Bad: He weighs 450 pounds.

    Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
    Bad: You live downtown.

    Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
    Bad: She's coming home.

    Good: Your wife's kinky.
    Bad: With the neighbors.
    Worse: All of them.

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    Bad: Your a siamese twin
    Worse: Your twin is gay, you share an ass, and he has a date tonight.

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    Good: Min0 looks hot
    Bad: Min0 is a trannie
    Worse: Min0 dates your siamese twin

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    Heyyyyyyyy, it's me your making fun of.....
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