War won’t work, circle jerk!
Don't be a hater, use your vibrator
A whack in the morning keeps anger from soaring.
Don't pull that grenade pin, stoke your bifkin
Agree with Chirac? Finger your crack.
As war clouds thicken, choke your chicken.
Avoid a scuffle with the 5-knuckle shuffle.
Peace is power, fiddle with your flower.
Beat your item, stop the fightin'.
Tickle your dome ‘til the boys come home.
Bush is a chump - finger your rump.
Bust a nut, not a cap!
Cleaning up the world, one tissue at a time.
Cum stains, not blood stains.
Death makes us mourn, get off to porn.
Do unto yourself, not unto others.
Dolphins are for flogging, not recon.
Don't be a meanie, just stroke your weinie!
Don’t be a shooter, play with your cooter
Don't be a thug, just have a quick chug!
Don't be a tool of the man - man your tool!
Don't be mean, use Vaseline!
Don't believe the lies, squeeze your inner thighs
Don't defeat, use your meat
Don’t dig holes, stroke your poles
Don't feel hate ejaculate
Don’t fight for gas, finger your ass
Don't fight for gasoline, use your Vaseline!
Don't fight, shoot the white!
Don't fuck Afghanis, wet your panties.
Don’t get pissed, bury your fist.
Don’t hate Saddam, play with your yam.
Don't hate, self fellate
Don’t invade by land, invade yourself by hand.
Don't invade just get laid
Don't join the army, slap the salami!
Don’t join the navy, play with davey!
Don't let war linger, give Bush the finger
Don't listen to Powell, jizz on a towell
Don’t play god stroke your rod
Don't prick your finger, finger your prick!
Don’t raid his palace, stroke your falice
Don't shoot, play the skin flute
Cum swell on Rumsfeld.
Don't Spill Blood So War Will Cease, Spunk A Load And Bring The Peace
Don't spill blood, pound your pud
Don't support Bush, spank someone's tush!
Don't Use Poison Gas, Finger Your Ass
Don’t be a country wrecker, tug your pecker
Don’t be a meany, touch your weany
Don’t blame france jizz your pants
Don’t cock your rifle.... rifle your cock
Don’t go to bed and dream of hate, stay up late and masturbate!!
Don’t make war a habit, stroke the rabbit
Drop a load - not a bomb
Drop pants not bombs
Drop the gun, have some anal fun
Drop your gun, tuggin’s fun.
Exercise your right arm not your right to bear arms
Fap for freedom
Fire a Missile...of love
Forget American hedgemoney, get in my pot & stir the honey.
Forget Baghdad, Empty Your Dad-Bag!
Forget Iraq, have a jack
Forget Saddam, just use your palm
Forget the tank, yank your plank
Forget the war, just stroke your oar
Fuck war, then yourself
Get blinded by Fun, not Guns!
Give peace a chance go down your pants
Give peace a chance, wax your lance
Give the fighting a break, pet your trouser snake
Give war a rest, cum on your chest
Hairy palms, not scary bombs
Hate to war mong love to use your dong
Hone your bone in the demilitarized zone!
I'd rather have cum on my hand than blood on my hands
I'm a peace hoochie, rubbin my coochie
I'm pulling for peace in the Middle East
I cock my gun for peace
I love the smell of mypalm in the morning.
I mean no harm, except to my arm
I support love puddles, not blood puddles
If only our leaders would squeeze their peters!
If war makes you pout, rub one out
If war was school play hookie, Stay at home and stroke your wookie
If you stroke it, war won't cum...
Inspect your own chemical sites
IT'S BETTER TO PULL IT THAN TO SHOOT A BULLETT!!!
It’s your civic duty to fondle your booty
Jerk your weasel, don't fight for diesel
Jiszm Heals All Schisms
Kill kittens, not Iraqis.
Killing's wrong! Squeeze your dong!
KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
Let's balm ourselves!
Play with your thing to let freedom ring.
Let the middle east be, play with mini-me
Let your penis roar, and stop the war
Lick your fingers and fire not stingers
Lube the toys, Don't send the boys
Lubrication, not blown-up Nation!
Make it rain cum not blood
Make it rain cum not blood
Make the one eyed weezal cry not a victum
Make war fail, leave a snail trail
Massage your head, befor there all dead!
Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
Masturbate, don’t detinate
Masturbation is the Fad, not bombing Baghdad!
Enemas not enemies
Mushroom heads, not mushroom clouds.
Mutual masturbation not mutual anihilation
No bullets to the head, wack-off in the tool shed
No more coffins, Flog your dolphins!
No need to mourn, just polish your horn
No surface to air missiles, just a fist full of jizzles
Not in my name, in my palm
Nut in her eye so that warplanes don't fly
One if by land, two if by sea, lay down your arms, stroke your pee-pee
oorlog is flauwekul - trek liever aan je lul
Peace calls teabag your balls
Peace is cuter, touch your cooter
Peace Is In The Palm Of My Hand
Peace is kickin', choke your chicken! Peace is funky, spank your monkey!
War ain’t workin', jerk your gherkin!
Peace is sweet, grill your meat.
Peace will succeed hands down.
Personal release - do it for peace!
Play with your breast ( o )( o ) so men wont get shot in the chest!
Play with your penis, let peace be between us.
Protect our land, use your hand
Protect the nation through self-stimulation!!!!
Prune a Bush -- don't elect one!
Pull out your cock, not your rifle.
Punish your beast not the middle east
Put down the bombs and raise your palms
Quit the combat, stroke your wombat!
Saddam Might Buckle If You Bury It To The Knuckle!!
Save a soul, finger your hole
Saving the world, one Kleenex at a time.
Say NO to scud missiles, YES to smut pixels!
scheuz den kasper, nicht in basra
Search for white gold, not black.
Shoot your jizz, not Tariq Aziz.
Shoot your wad, fuck jihad
Side with France, unzip your pants
Take a stand, fuck your hand
Slam the ham, not Saddam
Slam your cock, not Iraq!
Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
Slap your ham for Uncle Sam!!
Smack your fanny don’t kill afghanies
Spank your monkeys, Not other countries
Spit in your hand, don't bomb Iran!!
Stain your clothes with cum, NOT BLOOD!
Stop Bombs From Tickin', Choke Your Chicken!
Stop the fire, twist your wire
Stop the pain make a stain
Stop world collapse - caress your flaps
Stroke banana cream pie, and no one will die
Stroke your grass, don't kick their ass
Stroking our cocks, keeps us out of a pine box
Take a j for peace today
The bombs won't be quakin' if you grease your bacon
The time has come for us to resist, so drop your pants and hump your fist
The willie's willin', stop the killin'
There's enough vaseline to go around, don't start a war
Things aren't as bad as they seem, when your shootin' your cream
This world is going down the tubes, lick your own boobs!
Tickle your clit, the world will benefit!
To hell with this killin’ - take time for some jillin'
To make the world great you need to masturbate!
To save ourselves from World War Three, masturbate in unity!
To the hell with operation desert blizzard, we'd better just milk the lizard
To Win Against Dubya, Get Down and Rubya
Toss yourself - not bombs
Touch it right prevent a fight.
Tug your pud for the greater good
Use a Sock, Not a Tomahawk
Viagra - the only chemical for your weapon
War's a shock, play with your cock.
War's enough pet your muff
War's no good. Touch your wood
War - Let's Spare It... Cuff Your Carrot
War is a sham, shake your lamb!
War is an affront, tickle your cunt
War is corny, I'd rather be horny
War is crude- stock up on lube
War is daft, stroke your shaft
War is dumb, squirt some cum
War is fake, ice the cake!
War is icky, stroke your dicky
War is not funny, pat your bunny
War is not grand, use your hand
War is old fashioned, jerk it with passion!
War is phony, grease your pony
War is rough, finger your muff.
War is shitty, rub your titties
War is sick, grab your dick.
War is sickly, rub it quickly!
War is trash...grease up your gash!
War is uncanny, tickle your fanny
War is vile - so, ourselves we'll defile!
War is vulgar, flick your vulva
War should end, help jerk a friend.
War sucks so pet the ducks!
War sucks, pound your nuts.
WAR: Stroke it, don't provoke it
Whack your vein, not Hussein!
When feeling mad, beat your chad.
When you jerk it tonight, keep peace in sight.
When your country calls, play with your balls
When your heart gets that flutter, whip it out and stroke that putter
Why attack, when you can whack?
Why fight a war, when you can masturbate over a whore
Why lose your head, when you can splooge in bed
With a slick dick cums peace quick!
Your gun kills, my gun spills
Name: shoot to spill not to kill
Stroke your donger, don't be a warmonger
War is hell, ride your swell
Save a (navy) seal, get wet for peace
A blue pill and lotion can stop the commotion
A fight isn't worth pickin', choke your chicken
Abort the mission, choke your chicken
All we are saying is give pants a cheese
Attack your crack, not Iraq!!
Be a masturbator, not an instigator
Beat war one jerk at a time
Beat war with your meat
Beat ‘til you’re sore, don’t declare war.
Blow in your hand, not a foreign land.
Blow off some steam, release your cream.
Blow Your Load Before Bombs Explode
Bomb a rag, not Baghdad
Boycott war, self explore.
Bush's a dorkus. Pump yer porpoise.
Bush and Dick!?! It's better to jack off!
Climax - not anthrax.
Control your anger... pluck your twanger!
Cream of Meat: The peaceful solution
Creating world peace, one stain at a time
Cum in hand, not gun inhand!
Don't be lazy, beat it like crazy!
Don't be the meanest, just tuch your penis
Don't enlist, use your wrist
Don’t exert force, throttle your horse.
Don't flex your pex, have solo sex!
Don’t go into a foxhole , just stroke your pole.
Don't hate, vibrate!
Don’t have a fit, finger your clit.
Don't invade foreign land, work that gland.....BIOTCH!!
Don't Let Your Country Down Cum On Everybody Punch Your Clown
Don't Prolifirate - Masturbate!
Don't scream and shout, rub one out!
Don't spill foreign blood, whack your pud
Don't spread terror, be a cock ring barer!
Don't start a disaster play with your master
Don’t submit, play with your clit
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
Don’t use a cleaver play with your beaver!
Don’t back war, just play with your sack more
Don’t bomb china, finger your vagina
Don’t discriminate, ejaculate.
Don’t drop a nuke, make your dick puke
Don’t fight, But beat all night.
don’t get pissed, finger your clitor-is
Don’t invade Iraq, Whack Jack!
Don’t let war hit, Just grab your tit
don’t use guns, spread your own buns.
Ending middle-east funk with my spunk
Explode in your face, not another race!
fo' shizzle, I'd rather drizzle than go and kizzle
Forget boot camp, make yourself damp
Forget Poison Gas, Finger Your ass
Forget the body armor be a self harmer
Forget the war be a self whore
Genitals for gentleness.
Get head, not dead.
Give peace a chance, put your hand in your pants!
Give peace a try, drain yourself dry
Give peace the nod, spank your rod!
Give war, and yourself, the middle finger
Hard Cocks not hard Targets!
I'm a professional whacker....not a hijacker
I’ve got the whole world's piece, in my hands...
I fire my 1 millimeter
I will shoot all my juice to stop war's abuse!
If I only have one load to give, let me give it for peace!
If you really want peace for the Red, White and Blue, make less guns, and more goo
Ignore the bull, give it a pull
Imagine Peace (of Ass!)
Instead of filling coffins, flog your dolphins.
Instead of Saddam, I’ll battle my palm
It's the world's loss if you don't toss
It’s your fate, masturbate!
Jack Z. Johnson for President
Jiggle your sac for Iraq
Jizm, not terrorism
Join the tug of war
Just fondle your balls when draft day calls
Just say "No sir" while polishing the gopher.
Just touch it
Keep it greased for the Middle East
Keep it neat,beat your meat
Keep the peace, rub your fleece
Ladies flick your bean, to stop the war machine!
Lay the seeds of peace in your hand
Laying the seeds for peace
Leave the guns on the shelf, play with yourself.
Less Tanks, More Spanks
Let your hands do the the talking
Lovin' Arabia by rubbin my labia
Lovingly massage what is between your thighs, to save all our soldiers lives.
Make a point, stroke your joint!
Make it straight to fight the hate
My hands are stained white with peace.
My palms are hairy 'cause war is scary.
My palms get hairy when the world gets scary
No more battle, Give it a rattle!
No more malice, stroke your phallus
On world peace's behalf, i'll stroke the giraffe
Onanism, Not Imperialism
Our wrists are sore for no more war!
Peace is coming and so should you!
Peace is great, so mastubate!
Pocket rockets instead of military dockets
Protect your nation withmasturbation!
Protesting while Porn-testing
Pullin the anaconda for peace in Rhwanda
Put a sock on it
Put down that thang and stroke your wang
Put down the gun, touching your wiener is more fun
Put up the white flag and flag your up white
Put war to a final rest, shoot your goo all over your chest!
Raise your cocks, fellow Americans and give the world peaceful dick-tation.
Rock Out with your cock out, Hang out with your wang out-Go Peace!
Rub one out, not the whole world
Saluting world peace by tuggin with grease
Save our troops by shooting yours!
Say no to war, stroke it till it's sore
Self abuse in hopes for a truce
Self love for the white dove
Self Rape, Instead of Self Hate, HOLY SIHT LETS MASTURBATE!
Semen cleans off hands more easily than does blood.
Shine your knob, Not your boots.
Shoot it in your eye, if you don't want to die.
Shoot your cum, war is dumb.
Shoot your goop not a troop
Shoot your load, don't let the bombs explode
Shoot your load, not your gun
Slam your pee-er, not Korea
Slap Salami, Not Sadami
Smack the baboon ,make peace cum soon
Sore wrists, not iron fists
Strangle Kojak, Not IRAQ
Start a disaster, yank it faster
Stop packin' and start whackin'
STOP THE FRICKEN' WAR, CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN MORE
Stop the killin’, start the spillin’!
Stop the war in motion, stroke it with lotion!
Stop the war, masturbate more.
Stroke your member on the 17th of November (World Peace Day)
Stroke your war head!
Support the UN, masturbate again
The only good suicide bomb lands in a Kleenex.
The only gun I own is between my legs
The only rockets we should be setting off are our own.
the strong wrist of a true peace activist
The war is a fraud so I am gonna shoot my wad.
There’s no war when your a whore
This war's not workin’, better jerk your gherkin, peace is your job, polish your knob.
To make Iraq free, spank the monkey
Toss your rocks, not a grenade.
Touch your gine for mankind.
Help Uncle Sam, tug your ham.
United we stand like the dick in my hand
Unload your stock not your glock
Use your anger, yank your wanker.
Use your wrist, not your fist
Wank for peace: the sweet release!
War's not safe, jerk till you chafe
War's the Issue, So Grab a Tissue
War costs money, dabble in your honey.
War is a stinker, thumb your sphincter.
War is a waste, make some human paste.
War is bad grab your nad.
War is bad, masturbate and be glad
War is dumb sit on your thumb!
War is for fools, masturbation rules.
War is for half-wits, polish your clits
War is Hell, Ring your bells
War is icky, make your pants sticky
War is queer, thumb your rear.
War is whack, fondle your crack.
War is wrong , beat your dong!
War is wrong, play with your dong.
War isn't what we need, plant your seed!
War is for wussies. play with your pussies.
Waste semen, not sea men.
We shall over cum!
Weapons of mass eruption.
Whack your gadget and burry the hatchet.
When it gets hot, rub your twat.
World peace is within our grasp!
Beat the meat to sound a retreat.
Help Hans Blix - whack your dicks
War's not cool, school your tool
Peace is good -- pull back your hood
Don't listen to Blair, play with your pubic hair
Don't bomb cities, pet your kitties
War is dumb thumb your bum
Slap your tool, don't fight for fuel
Rub your snake for peace's sake
My 'friendly fire' harms no-one
Jill it, don't kill it
War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant
Don't cross the ocean, just grab some lotion
Don't attack - play with Jack
For peace to work, you need to jerk
Give your Bush the finger!
Peace is cool, pull your tool
Fire your Peter, not your 8 millimeter
Better Head than Dead
Spread your flower's power
My pussy doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.
Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank
Don't enlist, use your fist!
Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood
War is dumb, beat yourself numb
Cock custard, not gas (mustard)!
Peace is the goal, stroke your pole
Peace: a stroke of genius
We won't reach peace until you release
Bury your fingers, not bodies
Shizzle your nizzle, don't kizzle the pizzle. Yo.
Fight for good, beat your wood
Don't flaunt your power--prune your flower
Peace is right, grip it tight
Attack your crack, not Iraq!
Stop human loss, give yourself a toss
Ignore Bush's war calls, play with your balls
Three times a day keeps war at bay
Stop the hurt, let it spurt
Ban war, jerk some more
If you pound it, peace will come
Give bush the finger
War's a dud, pound your pud
Don't be Bush's flunky, spank your monkey
War is sick, play with your dick
Peace rocks, whack your cocks!
Service your rod, not your rifle
Put your guns on your shelf, go fuck yourself
Stop the war, I want to get off
War is evil, wank your weasel
What if they gave a war, but instead everyone came?
Smack your Jack, not Iraq!
Don't grease the war machine, do yourself with Vaseline
Save Our Soldiers, Touch Your Privates
Let your wood do some good
I'm frigging against this war
Ring your bell. Stop this hell
Jack Mehoff for President
Grease your cukes to stop the nukes
War's funky, spank your monkey
Pound Penises Into Plowshares
Beat your little man, not Afghanistan
War's not the only way to soothe an agitated bush.
Don't flatten Iraq, just strangle Kojak
There's no time for war if you yank 'til you're sore
Save our nation through masturbation
Don't Wag the Dog, Flog the Log
Don't send troops to die, give masturbation a try
War can wait, masturbate!
If you don't want to die, hump a pie
Vibrate don't annihilate
If you don't stroke it who will
War is fickle, tickle your pickle
Who wants to mourn? Jerk of to net-porn!
If we can't screw ourselves, we're all screwed
Onanism, not pugilism!
Harry Palms for President!
Forget war, be a self whore!
My patriot missile explodes for peace
A hot hand on a cold night, not a cold knife in a hot fight
War isn't cool, flog your mule.
No military rank comes close to a wank
Forget Jihad, shoot your wad
A stroke a day keeps the bombs away
Enough with rancor, yank your wanker
Pull your plum and peace will come
Violence ain't workin', try jerkin' your Gherkin
I'd rather spill than kill
Finger your crack - not Iraq
Don't have a fit, rub your clit
Stab your clam.... not Saddam!
No need to hurt when you can squirt!
Punch the clown... Not the enemy!
Hairy palms not cluster bombs
Pocket pool for peace
Give war the finger
Semper Fi, self-gratify
If your semen is a spillin', there won't be time for any killin'!
Lay a hand on yourself before laying a hand on others
War is out pound your trout
Pull your cock not a glock
Self-guided muscles not missiles
Send your little troops into your hand, not a foreign land
All we are saying, is give peace a wank
Don't Fire - Pull Your Wire
Pull together for peace
Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
Self-Love Not War
More head less dead
No missiles in the sky, self-gratify
Touch your sack, not Iraq
Put Your Fingers In Yourself, Not On A Trigger
My bush doesn't declare war
Suppose they gave a war and everybody came instead
One cum a day keeps war away
Pull Puds, Not Scuds
Rub Your Wombat If You Hate Combat
Be a healer spank your weiner
Beat your meat, not your enemy
Choke your chicken, not your enemy
Be kind - make yourself blind
Let's beat violence together
Peace won't work unless you jerk.
Peace is but a few strokes away
Stroke your piece for peace
Spill Your Seed, Not Blood
Shoot nothing but your wad
Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
More Wanks, Less Tanks
We've got the whole world in our hands....
Contributing to peace 1 oz. at a time.
Whack, don't attack!
Don't hate, masturbate
If You Must Follow An "ism", Make It ONANISM
Solve global issues with a tissue
World peace is at hand
If you can still read this, you aren't masturbating enough
Be a peacebringer with one or more fingers!
No arms for war, just hands for peace
War can wait, masturbate!
Forget smart bombs, use both arms!
Hairy palms against dropping bombs
All we are saying is - give self love a chance!
All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Hand
Halt the meanness with your penis!
Don't Sweat the Petty Stuff, Pet the Sweaty Stuff
Blow up dolls, not people!
Forget Iraq... Stay Home and Whack
Spank Dick & Bush For Peace!!!!
War's no joke, stop and stroke!
Make stains, not war
Peace is Coming ... and Coming
Peace is in your hands
Beat your meat, not your neighbor
Rub out hate!
Shoot loads not guns
Pound your pud for peace
Friction prevents friction
Rosie Palms for Prez
Rockets are for polishing, not for killing
Bust a nut, not a cap
Stroke a load for peace
I love the smell of semen in the morning!
Leave the navy home, let semen go to war
There's no time for war if your meat is too sore!
Wouldn't you rather be masturbating?
Jizin' against Jihad
The only war I'll wage is the one on Blue Balls
I cum in peace
Masturbate before it's too late
Give peace a chance, to explode in your pants.
Right-hand for peace
Sperm warfare, not germ warfare!
Atomic orgasms, not nuclear winter!
Choke your Chicken, Not your Neighbor
Bust nuts not skulls
Cum together in peace
Touch the world while touching yourself