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    WOMAN'S PRAYER:

    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One
    who's handsome, smart and strong. One who's loves to listen long. One who
    thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I
    pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be
    annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to
    do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer
    to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
    never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.



    MAN'S PRAYER:

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
    and a boat. Amen.
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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    who are you? Get bent
    oh..and have a nice day
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burner02
    who are you? Get bent
    oh..and have a nice day
    More outbursts of internal dialog?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    oh..looks like that tool deleted his posts...
    was'sup, manic!
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burner02
    who are you? Get bent
    oh..and have a nice day
    LMAO!! yea thast looked a little crazy. Kinda like your multiple personality took offense to your original post.

    My guess is your stern retort scared the offender off.
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

    I can run faster mad than you can scared

    "All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson

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    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burner02
    oh..looks like that tool deleted his posts...
    was'sup, manic!
    Who was it? ICE_Hole, or moon and his many personalities?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    albobsux...

    I thought the joke was funny...
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burner02
    albobsux...We know that, but who was the tool?

    I thought the joke was funny...Yeah, it was but seeing you as the only poster in 2 threads was funnier for some reason.
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    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    that is what I am here for...everyone ELSE's amusement..
    Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results

    Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem

    THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
    - Appollo Creed

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