Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One
who's handsome, smart and strong. One who's loves to listen long. One who
thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I
pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be
annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to
do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer
to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a boat. Amen.