Why do so many people in my office use the elevator?? I mean, the building is only three floors, and the main level is the middle floor. So you can only go UP one floor, or DOWN one floor. And it's not like you have to hike to the stairs. There are huge marble staircases on each side of the elevator. Yet so many people crowd onto the elevators to go up one lousy floor.
It just frustrates me. Oh yeah, everyone who uses the elevator is fat. Coincidence? I think not.