A list of penis descriptions
A list of penis descriptions
******** THE OFFICIAL PENIS PRODUCT LIST ********
The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar.
The Raid Penis: Kills bugs dead.
The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Alkaseltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh, what a relief it is...
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Alert Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The Pringles penis: once you pop, you can't stop
The m&m penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand
The frosted flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
The lucky charms penis: They're magically delicious
The Energizer penis: it keeps going and going
The right guard penis: anything less is uncivilized
The jolly green *giant* penis: self-explanatory
The Cambells soup penis: mmm mmm good
the kix penis: kid tested, mother approved.
the mcdonald's penis: over 8 billion served.
the tombstone penis: what would you like on your penis?
the ragu penis: comes out chunkier than the rest.
the chips ahoy penis: betcha bite a chip. (huh?)
the cobain penis: it blows itself away.
the allstate penis: you're in good hands.
the 7-up penis: the UN-penis.
the nike penis: just do it.
the borden penis: it's GOT to be good.
the barq's penis: the one with bite.
the beef penis: it's what's for dinner.
the bud lite penis: great taste, less filling.
the subway penis: where fresh is the taste.
the kentucky fried chicken penis: everybody needs a little.
the life penis: mikey likes it.
the transformers penis: it's more than meets the eye.
the twizzler penis: it makes mouths happy.
the nintendo penis: now you're playing with power.
the sega penis: PENIS!
the robitussin penis: used by nine out of ten moms.
the crest penis: recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
the champion penis: the official penis of the '96 u.s.a. olympic team.
the starburst penis: the juice is loose.
the toyota penis: i love what you do for me.
the THX penis: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
the citibank visa penis: it's everywhere you want to be.
the timex penis: takes a lickin and keeps on.......
burger king penis: have it your way
dairy queen penis: hot eats, cool treats (we treat you right)
McDonald's penis ][: HAve you had your break today?
the army penis: be all that you can be.
the uncle sam penis: we want you.
the milk penis: it does a body good. (got penis?)
the flintstone's vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing
the wendy's penis: where's the beef?
the wizard of oz penis: "oh my!"
The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!
The Folger's Crystals Penis: It's freeze dried to seal in the
freshness. AND--the best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.
The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Mr. Clean penis: Is it wet or is it dry?
The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it...
the doublemint penis: chewing really satisfies.
the juicyfruit penis: the taste is gonna move ya.
the big red penis: it's longer with big red.
the matthew sweet penis: 100% fun.
The neon penis: Hi.
The little caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
the generic penis: one size fits all.
the rave music penis: Ya'll ready for this?
the mortal kombat penis: nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great.
The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!
the domino's pizza penis: delivers in 30 min or less
the budweiser penis: this bud's for you
the siskel & ebert penis: 2 thumbs up...
the george of the jungle penis: watch out for
the nyquil penis: the nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose,
itching, burning, so you can rest penis.
The rice krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?
The Extra penis: lasts an extra extra extra long time
Wonder bubbles penis: Magic wand inside!
Wonder bubbles penis II: for ages 3 and up
The Phantom of the Opera penis: Music of the night
The Charmin penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
The Sears penis: Come see the brighter side.
The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...
The Rick James penis: It's SUPERFREAKY.
The Gilette penis: The best a man can get.
The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer.
the bacardi penis: taste the feeling.
the macintosh penis: power is everything.
the borg penis: resistance is futile.
the edge shaving cream penis: ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
the beatles penis: now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
the oasis penis: thinks it's the beatles penis.
the jell-o penis: look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle.
the virginia slims penis: you've come a long way, baby.
the at&t penis: reach out and touch someone.
the secret penis: strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop
The swiss miss penis: the taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The yellow pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
The Sony play station penis: You are not ready.
the heinz penis: good things come to those who wait.
the Reese's penis: How do you eat your Reese's?
The Life Savers penis: Five fruity flavors.
The Star Wars penis: Use the Force, Luke!
The Invasion of the Body Snatchers penis: "They're here already!
You're next... YOU'RE NEXT!"
The War of the Worlds penis: "The time came when the Martians looked
upon our penis with envious eyes, and slowly but surely turned their
plans against us."
The Windows '95 penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
The Kenny Rodgers penis: Very very hairy.
The Rush Limbaugh penis: Bald and fat.
The Janet Jackson Penis: What Have You Done For ME Lately?
The Micheal Jackson Penis: "Beat it?"
The Chevy Truck Penis: Like a rock!
The Mazda Penis: It just feels right.
THE FORD PENIS: BUILT FORD TOUGH
THE BUTTERFINGER PENIS: NO BODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY PENIS
THE EgGO PENIS: LEGGO MY PENIS
The WSU Penis: It really is something special.
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