I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm truly sorry if I have offended anybody with my crude humor and tasteless jokes. I think Mule and myself have taken this whole "I can up you battle" a little to far. I want to especially apologize to the women on this forum. I know some posts may seem sexist, and for this I'm sorry. Oh yeah Mule, I'm going to layoff your wife for awhile. I hope you guys accept my humblest apologies.
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06-26-2001, 04:14 AM #1To God be the Glory
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Offensive Jokes from bludevil
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06-26-2001, 04:48 AM #2Registered User
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Did you guys get put on report or something? I thought your material was a riot! You guys were entertaining the h#ll out of me. Just wanted to let you know, I took no offense at all to your material.
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06-26-2001, 06:16 AM #3Stealth Moderator ELITE MEMBER
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No offense taken here!
Thanks, though.
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06-26-2001, 07:40 AM #4To God be the Glory
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I really can't say what happened. If I told you I'd have to kill you.
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06-26-2001, 08:07 AM #5Great American Nightmare
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We both are scared emotionally!
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06-26-2001, 12:02 PM #6To God be the Glory
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thanks for the comments guys/gals but apparently not everyone on this board can take a joke.
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06-26-2001, 02:46 PM #7I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! ELITE MEMBER
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I guess I can also be accused of a little dark humor, sorry if I've also offended anyone but hey, life is to short to be serious all the time.
I'll try not to mess with any serious threads.
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Just another day in the gutter
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06-26-2001, 03:21 PM #8pedal pedal pedal ELITE MEMBER
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If the wife jokes are going to stop, can we start in on the momma jokes??
"Yo momma is sooo fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon, and the b!tch got stuck!" (from The Nutty Professor)
<FONT COLOR="#000002" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">[Edited 1 time by I Are Baboon on 06-26-2001 at 06:22 PM]</font>
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06-26-2001, 03:46 PM #9Registered User
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Yo momma's so fat, they cut the b!tch and she bled gravy.
(From White Men Cant Jump)
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06-26-2001, 05:24 PM #10Great American Nightmare
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HA!
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06-26-2001, 09:52 PM #11Registered User
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You guys have not offended me.. I personally think you two are hilarious!!
In fact I think I will cry if you two stop messing around... 
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06-27-2001, 03:01 AM #12pedal pedal pedal ELITE MEMBER
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Yo momma is soooooo fat, her blood type is rocky road! (again, Nutty Professor)
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06-27-2001, 04:08 AM #13To God be the Glory
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I would post a "mules mamma joke" but under the circumstances I will not.
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Yo momma's so fat when she walks down the street she leaves potholes.
(Rodney Dangerfield)
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