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    Arrow Lets compare junk mail...

    What is some of the most weardest, WTF, sick, aw hell no junk e-mails you ever received?

    I got too many to count so as soon as I make a list, I'll tell ya.

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    Along with usual porn I often get ones selling septic tanks

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    Now that you mention porn, the weardest piece of porn mail I got was chix stickin stuff up their bush pies besides dildos.

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    I have 3000 junk emails in my bulk folder from 2 days of not emptying the damn thing. No porn, just crap like "Invest in this" or "Get a free laptop". I've had that add'y for six or seven years and only use it as a spamable address now anyway but shit 3000 junk emails in two days

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    The oddest thing I got was for Bibles. I thought God and I had an understanding, now I have to release plagues around the world. So much for going to the strip club this weekend.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    i get constent emails for penis enlargement.......secret must be out

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    I get this one for the 'diet patch' ALL of the time.
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    i get constent emails for penis enlargement
    I get that shit too! Not tomention plenty of Viagra ads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    i get constent emails for penis enlargement.......secret must be out
    I HATE those, They always say,"Make your penis bigger!"

    And Im like.. Bigger than WHAT!?

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    When I used to get spam I would get these ones from Gambia telling me if I sent $100 they would sign my name to a frozen trust or something worth millions. After sending money for the 5th time I realized they didn't really have the millions and were waiting for me to send in the millions $100 at a time.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    When I used to get spam I would get these ones from Gambia telling me if I sent $100 they would sign my name to a frozen trust or something worth millions. After sending money for the 5th time I realized they didn't really have the millions and were waiting for me to send in the millions $100 at a time.
    they saw you coming..... say it isn't so... you did not send them money.... ????


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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    When I used to get spam I would get these ones from Gambia telling me if I sent $100 they would sign my name to a frozen trust or something worth millions. After sending money for the 5th time I realized they didn't really have the millions and were waiting for me to send in the millions $100 at a time.
    yeah i get those all the time

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    I've been getting spam from companies trying to sell me coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    they saw you coming..... say it isn't so... you did not send them money.... ????

    No I was kidding, but I did have a customer call me and ask me to verify an email for her, I read the message and she asked if she should send money all excitedly. I advised her to send me the check and I'd setup her email filters. I guess these things continue to propagate becuase we have these gullible people that get excited over any email they get like Charlie Brown waiting for the mail on Valentines day.
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    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    lol. i figured you were kidding. btw my e-mail filters.... what junk mail? auto delete.

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