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    Arrow Lets compare junk mail...

    What is some of the most weardest, WTF, sick, aw hell no junk e-mails you ever received?

    I got too many to count so as soon as I make a list, I'll tell ya.

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    Along with usual porn I often get ones selling septic tanks

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    Now that you mention porn, the weardest piece of porn mail I got was chix stickin stuff up their bush pies besides dildos.

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    I have 3000 junk emails in my bulk folder from 2 days of not emptying the damn thing. No porn, just crap like "Invest in this" or "Get a free laptop". I've had that add'y for six or seven years and only use it as a spamable address now anyway but shit 3000 junk emails in two days

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    The oddest thing I got was for Bibles. I thought God and I had an understanding, now I have to release plagues around the world. So much for going to the strip club this weekend.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    i get constent emails for penis enlargement.......secret must be out

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    I get this one for the 'diet patch' ALL of the time.
    "If you're not part of the solution, you're the precipitate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    i get constent emails for penis enlargement
    I get that shit too! Not tomention plenty of Viagra ads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
    i get constent emails for penis enlargement.......secret must be out
    I HATE those, They always say,"Make your penis bigger!"

    And Im like.. Bigger than WHAT!?

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    When I used to get spam I would get these ones from Gambia telling me if I sent $100 they would sign my name to a frozen trust or something worth millions. After sending money for the 5th time I realized they didn't really have the millions and were waiting for me to send in the millions $100 at a time.
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    When I used to get spam I would get these ones from Gambia telling me if I sent $100 they would sign my name to a frozen trust or something worth millions. After sending money for the 5th time I realized they didn't really have the millions and were waiting for me to send in the millions $100 at a time.
    they saw you coming..... say it isn't so... you did not send them money.... ????


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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    When I used to get spam I would get these ones from Gambia telling me if I sent $100 they would sign my name to a frozen trust or something worth millions. After sending money for the 5th time I realized they didn't really have the millions and were waiting for me to send in the millions $100 at a time.
    yeah i get those all the time

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    I've been getting spam from companies trying to sell me coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    they saw you coming..... say it isn't so... you did not send them money.... ????

    No I was kidding, but I did have a customer call me and ask me to verify an email for her, I read the message and she asked if she should send money all excitedly. I advised her to send me the check and I'd setup her email filters. I guess these things continue to propagate becuase we have these gullible people that get excited over any email they get like Charlie Brown waiting for the mail on Valentines day.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    lol. i figured you were kidding. btw my e-mail filters.... what junk mail? auto delete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgazer69
    lol. i figured you were kidding. btw my e-mail filters.... what junk mail? auto delete.
    Mine is set on high so sometimes a message I want slips in so no auto delete for me. I rarely get spam I have a pure junkmail account at hotmail and yahoo that I log into occasionally and delete.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    I once recieved an e-mail from some "weathly" guy from Congo who asked me to send him enough money to get a plane ticket to the US where he had inherited a massive fortune. Apperently when he arrived in the US I was supposed to meet him and he would give me 100 grand. **trash bin**.
    Man can now fly through the air like a bird , swim beneath the ocean like a fish and burrow under the ground like a mole , and if he could only walk the earth like a man......this would truly be paradise.http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/n_sr-not.jpg

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    The majority of my junk mail happens to be mail from LUKE showing me his junk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    The majority of my junk mail happens to be mail from LUKE showing me his junk.
    Man can now fly through the air like a bird , swim beneath the ocean like a fish and burrow under the ground like a mole , and if he could only walk the earth like a man......this would truly be paradise.http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/n_sr-not.jpg

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    When I was about 11 I got an e-mail that said Bill gates would give me 100$ for every e-mail I sent advertising Mircosoft products, at 11 I figured that's a damn lot of money...I spent days e-mailing that shit. Gates owes me millions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    The majority of my junk mail happens to be mail from LUKE showing me his junk.
    NAH! Thats not junk...


    Its GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!

























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    Quote Originally Posted by The__wenger
    It was a huge ugly one eyed beast.......the horror.....

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