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    I doh! 'Simpsons'

    Springfield may never be the same.
    In an episode that had to be prefaced with a parental discretion advisory, the Fox cartoon "The Simpsons" took on same-sex weddings last night.

    With Springfield in an economic slump, Mayor Quimby legalized gay marriage to bring in some money.

    Homer, looking to make a quick buck, became a minister via the Internet and started marrying same-sex couples for $200 a pop. Then his wife Marge's chain-smoking sister, Patty Bouvier, came out of the closet.

    But just as Patty and her fiancée, golf pro Veronica, were about to say "I do," Marge exposed Veronica as a cross-dressing man.

    Gay-rights groups were thrilled with the episode. "'The Simpsons' is a ray of light when it comes to Fox entertainment and Fox news," Dales Macias, entertainment media director for the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, said in a statement

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    I cant beleive I F'ing missed that episode! DOH!
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    Me too, I love the simpson's.
    Patty Bouvier is a role model for us lesbians.

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    rofl
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    I bet that would have been a good episode, I'll have to see if there are re-runs on that

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    What about Smithers?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    It would have been funny to see Flanders go homo! Oh the fun talks we would have had on IM....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    What about Smithers?
    Yes, you can use him as your role model and Mr. Burns can be played by Albob.

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    that shit was funny as hell !
    William F. Buckley describes a conservative as, "someone who stands athwart history, yelling Stop." - and then proceeds to drag civilization back to times best left in history's dungheap.

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    A gay Albob Mr. Burns?

    Thats enough to make my eye tick.

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    Flanders is gay personality wise. When I heard the previews I though it would be Barney and he'd been drinking his life away because he was scared to face the truth.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    oddly enough smithers was no where to be found
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    It was hilarious. Though Veronica looked better as. . .uh. . .Veronica.

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    I live in utah, I can see it coming now "mormons are disgusted by the lates simpsons episode" its just something the stupid mormons would do, god I hate mormons so much, I wish I can just hit them over their heads and wake them up to reality...god damn mormons!!! They always complain about something, I hate mormons they are just fucked up in the head, I have this guy at the academy who thinks I am just the devil for saying "shit" sometimes.....we will see how long he lasts on the street....

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Yes, you can use him as your role model and Mr. Burns can be played by Albob.
    I'd like to opt out of this one. I took enough shit when they came out with Big Gay Al and his animal refuge.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
    I live in utah, I can see it coming now "mormons are disgusted by the lates simpsons episode" its just something the stupid mormons would do, god I hate mormons so much, I wish I can just hit them over their heads and wake them up to reality...god damn mormons!!! They always complain about something, I hate mormons they are just fucked up in the head, I have this guy at the academy who thinks I am just the devil for saying "shit" sometimes.....we will see how long he lasts on the street....
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
    I live in utah, I can see it coming now "mormons are disgusted by the lates simpsons episode" its just something the stupid mormons would do, god I hate mormons so much, I wish I can just hit them over their heads and wake them up to reality...god damn mormons!!! They always complain about something, I hate mormons they are just fucked up in the head, I have this guy at the academy who thinks I am just the devil for saying "shit" sometimes.....we will see how long he lasts on the street....
    I'd say someone has a little pent up emotion here. Everyone has their quirks though. Your boy sounds kinda like the vegetarian guy on the movie SWAT.

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    The Simpsons... always so groundbreaking
    Let's all join together and SPEAK ENGLISH IN AMERICA.


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    lol

    Quote Originally Posted by musclepump
    The Simpsons... always so groundbreaking
    yeah but to be honest season 16 has not impresed me much, I really got bored with their 16th season and I was tempted to change the channel when watching their 16th......And I am a big fan, I have all their seaosns on DVD (the ones that came out so far) I got their posters, key rings,clock,postcards,picture frames, colectible tisue paper, maxim magazine cover (marge simpsons) video game,post card and some other stuff cant name it all....

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    It was probably the best episode of this season, which isn't really saying all that much : P

    For those who didn't see it you could always Download it http://www.torrentspy.com/search.asp?query=simpsons
    Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
    Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
    blood stream.


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