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    Worst way to die?






    .. and how would that be?

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    Drowning or burning to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MWpro
    Drowning or burning to death.
    thats what i was going to say again....well if those are taken


    How about getting your head cut off while being alive?

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    Torture.. (IE: Braveheart)
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    sober, naked on a bad coverd with bills and with 5 ugly fat hairy girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    Torture.. (IE: Braveheart)
    the end still brings a tear to my eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    Torture.. (IE: Braveheart)
    it wasn't actually torture that killed him, the beheading did

    Obviously straight torture would be the worst, but in a more "realistic" death, if there is such a thing, there is no question burning to death would be the worst. Sure, drowning is bad, but that's pretty painless. Burning on the other hand, well, stick only the tip of your finger on a hot stove, and multiply that times your entire body til your dead
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    Quote Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
    the end still brings a tear to my eye
    SUCH a good movie
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    After days of being injured and trapped under debris of earthquake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seven11
    sober, naked on a bad coverd with bills and with 5 ugly fat hairy girls
    Good follow up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    .. and how would that be?
    actually, i take back the burning.

    There was this one fella, we broke both his arms and legs so he couldn't do anything but wiggle. Then we buried him alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    On 800mg of mescaline, I wouldn't know if I was still dreaming or dead.
    So you're telling me 800mg of mescaline is too much to sprinkle on payote before i eat it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    So you're telling me 800mg of mescaline is too much to sprinkle on payote before i eat it?
    Peyote is the cactus that holds the mescaline buttons, not syaing you'd die from it, just dying while on it.
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    I'd say burning or maybe starving to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cappo5150
    I'd say burning or maybe starving to death.
    Ditto to that.

    Apparently Drowning is meant to be the easiest way to die.

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    Worst way to die would have to be fighting for air,while you head is stuck inside of a big fat womens hairy ass!!

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    or dieing with a 2 inch dick would suck too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex
    actually, i take back the burning.

    There was this one fella, we broke both his arms and legs so he couldn't do anything but wiggle. Then we buried him alive.
    So it was YOU who coined up the scene in "Casino" where Joe Pecci and his brother get wacked in the end.

    I think a slow bleeding gut-shot wound would be one of the worst ways to go. It takes hours of agonizing pain to die.
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    Being annoyed to death by John H threads would kind of suck.

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    This to me is a no brainer.

    Feet first through a wood chipper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg
    This to me is a no brainer.

    Feet first through a wood chipper.

    I know somebody who went through a chipper . I guess it's common... there's so much torque on the stumps while you're feeding them through, all you have to do is just hold on alittle 'too' long. My freind descibed it as, "he was there, i turned around; when I looked back he wasn't there"


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    Quote Originally Posted by LW83
    I know somebody who went through a chipper . I guess it's common... there's so much torque on the stumps while you're feeding them through, all you have to do is just hold on alittle 'too' long. My freind descibed it as, "he was there, i turned around; when I looked back he wasn't there"



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    Being slooooooowly run over by a steam roller.

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    I actually think the worst way to die would be a slow, suffocating death. For instance, if you're in a cave and the roof collapses in on you. Not enough to kill you, but to tightly enclose all your limbs so you cant move them. The pressure on your back and chest as you struggle against the weight of it trying to breath... lasting like that for days and days until eventally you die of dehydration. While not necessarily being the most painful, I wouldnt dig the not being able to move at all for long period, or the crushing sensation. Trying to breath in the old stale dirty air and keep dirt form filling up your mouth. Yeeeeah, doesnt sound too friendly a situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eggs
    I actually think the worst way to die would be a slow, suffocating death. For instance, if you're in a cave and the roof collapses in on you. Not enough to kill you, but to tightly enclose all your limbs so you cant move them. The pressure on your back and chest as you struggle against the weight of it trying to breath... lasting like that for days and days until eventally you die of dehydration. While not necessarily being the most painful, I wouldnt dig the not being able to move at all for long period, or the crushing sensation. Trying to breath in the old stale dirty air and keep dirt form filling up your mouth. Yeeeeah, doesnt sound too friendly a situation.
    Sounds kind of like when Colonials would execute people by tying them down under a board and slowly piling rocks on top of them over a period of days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
    Sounds kind of like when Colonials would execute people by tying them down under a board and slowly piling rocks on top of them over a period of days.
    Yep. Not so fun.

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    Top contenders would be Crusifixion and "the Wheel".

    Crucifixion is pretty self explanitory. Nailed to a cross, die over time of exposure and slow suffocation as your lungs collapse.

    The "Wheel" was a sadistic execution technique where the bones in the victom's arms and legs would be broken and pulverized so to render the limb utterly useless. The victom was then laid across a wagon wheel and his/her limbs threaded and woven through the spokes and tied in place. The wheel was then set upon a pole and placed in prominant display for public viewing. In some cases it is recorded that victoms lived for days in agonizing horror as they slowly died while crows would come and eat away at thier eyes and tongue.
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