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    What do you call........

    What do you call a mute woman with 1 arm, and 1 leg?














    PERFECT

    You never have to hear her whine, yet she can still hop to the fridge and get you a beer. No matter how drunk you get, if she tries to run away, you can always catch her.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    What do you call a mute woman with 1 arm, and 1 leg?


    PERFECT

    You never have to hear her whine, yet she can still hop to the fridge and get you a beer. No matter how drunk you get, if she tries to run away, you can always catch her.


    Albob, the original Don Juan.

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    Thats good, but I heard a good sicky.. here goes " This guy gets out of the shower and walks down the hall to get a towel, and his daughter walks right into him and say's "hey dad, when am i gonna get one of them?" and he replies " as soon as your mother leaves for bingo"... sorry,lord

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbullboy
    Thats good, but I heard a good sicky.. here goes " This guy gets out of the shower and walks down the hall to get a towel, and his daughter walks right into him and say's "hey dad, when am i gonna get one of them?" and he replies " as soon as your mother leaves for bingo"... sorry,lord


    wtf??? thats sick dude !! yet bizzare funny....YOU SICK FUCK!!!!

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    Thought you'd enjoy that question guy.

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    actually secretly i do think its pretty funny....am i weird ?

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    Nope, pure american

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbullboy
    Thats good, but I heard a good sicky.. here goes " This guy gets out of the shower and walks down the hall to get a towel, and his daughter walks right into him and say's "hey dad, when am i gonna get one of them?" and he replies " as soon as your mother leaves for bingo"


    ...sorry,lord

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    LOL.. I heard one on the radio this morning.

    "So I called into work today, and said im sick. My boss said 'You dont sound sick.' I then told him that I am laying in bed, next to my sister.. after banging her. Thats not sick enough?"
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    A guy walks in a bar and sits down next to this dude that has a six inch man playing a mini piano, the guy say's " wow, where'd you get him?" he say's " just rubbed that lamp over there and a genie granted me a wish". The guy races over to the lamp and In a blink of an eye the bar is filled with one million ducks, he goes back to the guy and say's " What happened, that isn't what I wished for?" the other guy say's " Do you think I wished for a six inch pianist?"

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    Gary goes over to his best friends house.he wasn`t home but his wife megan was.meagn invites gary in.they were having small talk and all of a sudden Gary says Megan i have always thought you had beautifull tits.She says gary you shouldn`t talk like that you are my husbands best friend.he says i`ll give you one hundred dollars if you let me see them.she says no way,besides you are my husbands best friend.he pulls 2 one hundred dollar bills out of his pocket and puts them in front of her face and says,i`ll give you 2 hundred dollars if you let me see your tits then i`ll leave.she thinks humm 2 hundred dollars what can that hurt just seeing her tits so she says ok and pulls her blouse up and shows him her tits.he gives her the 2 hundred dollars and leaves.about a half hour later her husband comes home and she says oh by the way honey gary was here earlier you just missed him.he says,did the motherfucker leave the 2 hundred dollars he owes me.

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    Great joke..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbullboy
    " This guy gets out of the shower and walks down the hall to get a towel, and his daughter walks right into him and say's "hey dad, when am i gonna get one of them?" and he replies " as soon as your mother leaves for bingo"... sorry,lord
    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    "So I called into work today, and said im sick. My boss said 'You dont sound sick.' I then told him that I am laying in bed, next to my sister.. after banging her. Thats not sick enough?"
    Btw do we have an incest thread already?

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    hahahhaha

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