GI Joe vs. Transformers

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    GI Joe vs. Transformers

    who would win in a fight?
    discuss

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    It depends on who is playing with the toys.

    In my many battles the transformers won, but with a little help from the MASK crew and The Road Warriors from the NWA.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Oh, also, they are not to scale. The humans in the transformer cartoon could fit into the transformers, while the GI Joes obviously cannot.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    This G.I. Joe kicks ass.
    G.I. Joe

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    Don't ask don't tell G.I. joe

    Gay Bear Joe

    He's middle-aged, balding, and has a bit of a tummy.
    He's Gay Bear Joe, and isn't he adorable. GRRRRRRR
    (Reminds me of Albob )

    Straight Acting Joe

    No limp-wristed, lisping drama queen here. No sir!
    He played sports in high school (and liked it).
    He's not overly butch, he's just passably straight.

    Self Hating Homopheobic Joe

    Oh, he's definitely queer, he just doesn't know it yet.
    A couple of brews though, and talk about your
    Kung Fu Grip™!


    Barely Legal Twinkle Joe

    He's got his G.E.D. He's fresh out of boot camp, and
    straight into your arms.
    Be gentle with this one. He's tough enough to serve
    Uncle Sam, but oh so fragile.
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    transformers would kick g.i. joes ass we all know this. and might i add this is much better than any one of those M1T threads.

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    whoa whoa whoa. I think there are so many factors to consider. How many G.I. Joe's would be fighting how many transformers?

    More importantly who is cooler...snake eyes or storm shadow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by overthepond
    whoa whoa whoa. I think there are so many factors to consider. How many G.I. Joe's would be fighting how many transformers?

    More importantly who is cooler...snake eyes or storm shadow?
    so your admiting 1 on 1 isnt a contest. and megatron was a bad ass mother

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    Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes would sneak in and pull the power on all those fake ass robots, you can't fuck with the super ninja tactics. Snake Eyes had Timber his pet wolf, he'd piss in all of the Transformers electronics.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    you cant pull the power on a transformer. they had those crystals in thier chest that didnt need to be re-charged

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    those barbies would win

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem
    you cant pull the power on a transformer. they had those crystals in thier chest that didnt need to be re-charged
    Oh, yeah slice some hydraulic lines and they ain't transforming and GI Joe had vehicles with guns some of the transformers turned into useless race cars and bulldozers. I say that breaks the odds into GI Joe/Cobra Elite's favor.
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    It was called Energon, and the Transformers did need to recharge every so often. The Transformers would destroy GI Joe without even a sweat(specifically the Decepticons). Also Starscream is the baddest, as his soul was etarnal(all the others would return to Cybertron once destroyed).
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    I think the GI Joes would have a chance if they had the continuum transfunctioner, but then they would have to find Jessie and Chester.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    The M.U.S.C.L.E crew would've took them all on.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Here's a cool site with all the pics.


    http://www.tfracetrack.com/collection/list.html
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    The M.U.S.C.L.E crew would've took them all on.

    Army ants would have dominated everyone.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier
    It was called Energon, and the Transformers did need to recharge every so often. The Transformers would destroy GI Joe without even a sweat(specifically the Decepticons). Also Starscream is the baddest, as his soul was etarnal(all the others would return to Cybertron once destroyed).
    you make a good arguement. i just hated starscreams attitude. what a bitch he was. his voice reminded me of the annoying lady off the nanny. i mean yeah she is hot, but then too hear her voice....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes would sneak in and pull the power on all those fake ass robots, you can't fuck with the super ninja tactics. Snake Eyes had Timber his pet wolf, he'd piss in all of the Transformers electronics.
    1. Ninjas are mammals.
    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seven11
    those barbies would win
    Hes got a point there, those barbie's are fuqing huge. Not to mention the GI Joes would probably end up working with(For.. like most men) them against the transformers.

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    G.I. Joe all the way.
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    Transformers because they are fucking sweet.

    G.I. Joe's would be too busy fixing their little gay uniforms

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfs3
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    1. Ninjas are mammals.
    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

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    G.I. who get his fucking shit stomped on. That's not even a contest. It would have to be the power rangers VS transformers. Transformers would still own the power rangers though, just because megatron is fucking badass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    I think the GI Joes would have a chance if they had the continuum transfunctioner, but then they would have to find Jessie and Chester.
    What about Zoltan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    Here's a cool site with all the pics.


    http://www.tfracetrack.com/collection/list.html



    oh man looking at the website.. i remember that i used to have one of those, the tank one... man it brought tears to my eyes because it took me way back, when i was really poor and i only that thing for couple of years, dont really remember were i got it from probebly found it, but it was my favourite one.....
    im probebly going to buy me that one again

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    read the rules, there's no sentimental moments in any of my threads. Take it back

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    hahahha sorry didnt know that

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