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    Beer tests results reveal some interesting facts






    Beer tests results reveal some interesting facts

    Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a onehour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men: talked excessively without making sense; became overly emotional; couldn't drive; failed to think rationally; argued over nothing; had to sit down while urinating; and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    No further testing was considered necessary.......

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    Oh, you have a great future at the Open chat. I can feel it.
    You have to go through the initiation ceremony tough.

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    Coffee beans are also photoestrogenic

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    Quote Originally Posted by LW83
    Coffee beans are also photoestrogenic
    So if I live like a Vampire they won't be activated?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by LW83
    Coffee beans are also photoestrogenic
    I love coffee


    Bubble burster

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    Quote Originally Posted by busyLivin
    I love coffee


    Bubble burster

    shup up bitch

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    Ok, that sounded funnier in my head.


    Sorry

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    lmao that's awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    You have to go through the initiation ceremony tough.
    Oh shit, run dude! Once you get one of them blue bunnies wedged far enough up your butt canal, ain't no plunger in the world strong enough to get him back out. Var still walks funny after the last time Vieope wanted to "initiate"
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Oh shit, run dude! Once you get one of them blue bunnies wedged far enough up your butt canal, ain't no plunger in the world strong enough to get him back out. Var still walks funny after the last time Vieope wanted to "initiate"
    Where have you been sick man? Are you permanently back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Where have you been sick man? Are you permanently back?
    Been busy V. Still am really, but I might post now and then when I find some time.
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
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    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    How long have you had this condition?
    The lions sing and the hills take flight.
    The moon by day, and the sun by night.
    Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
    Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

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    heheh the beer test is funny

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