it depends on whether i know or like the person or not.
If i know/like them, and it's a...
guy: i say "jealous?"
girl: i say "i eat special *insert animal* brains and liver cuz it's high quality protein"
If i don't know/like them, and it's a...
girl: i say "do you swallow"
guy: i say "jealous?", then i kill them.