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    Why ARE Men Happier?

    Men Are Just Happier People--

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be President.
    You can never be pregnant.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
    People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.
    Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks.
    A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all of your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter what how your legs look.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
    No wonder men are happier.

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    SO TRUE!!! lucky bastards!
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    It's all in the penis





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    plus
    we dont bleed for no reason
    and our orgasms are 100% real

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    Its good to be a man baaaaaby!

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    Men are happier because we're not vindictive psychos.
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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    We also dont have to take care of the kids we make.
    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules;


    Men respect people who deserve respect, simple as that.

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    b/c i can write my name in the snow. 0.0

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    I can say 100% its testosterone!!!

    When you have alot of test in your body you dont think about all the emotional stuff women do. You think about one thing...SEX!

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    Quote Originally Posted by god hand
    We also dont have to take care of the kids we make.
    I hope thats a joke bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    I hope thats a joke bro.
    No shit dumb ass!
    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules;


    Men respect people who deserve respect, simple as that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by god hand
    No shit dumb ass!
    I can see the love of God in you're every word.
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