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Are you a bastard? Literally

Are you a bastard? Literally

  • No, both of my parents were married when I was born.

    Votes: 21 72.4%
  • No, but I am a mistake.

    Votes: 4 13.8%
  • Yes, I'm a bastard.

    Votes: 4 13.8%

  • Total voters
    29

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Was both of your parents married when they had you? Or is you just another mistake........or both!
 
Both my parents wanted me...

Turns out, it was each other they didn't want!
 
Great poll GH, all the kids in my family are bastards.
 
ForemanRules said:
Great poll GH, all the kids in my family are bastards.
:laugh: ...............wait a minute, your telling the truth. :(
 
I'm the bastard son of Mary, who am I?


"Not a silent one
But a defiant one
Never a normal one
'Cause I'm the bastard son"
 
god hand said:
Was both of your parents married when they had you? Or is you just another mistake........or both!
Thank God I have both of my parents but I'm most definitely a bastard...;) :D
 
ForemanRules said:
I believe this is bunny English god hand. :hmmm:
Literally bastard is someone that was born a bastard.
Unliterally bastard is a bastard by choice.
 
Vieope said:
Literally bastard is someone that was born a bastard.
Unliterally bastard is a bastard by choice.
Yes it is, in bunny language.
 
Yes I am a legitamite child (did I spell that wrong?)
 
greekblondechic said:
Yes I am a legitimate child (did I spell that wrong?)
It's right now, thank Ford for spell check.
 
I had a kid by accident and i wasn't married :headbang:
 
I'm also a real son of a bitch...:D
 
I was planned for until I popped out, and then they were having second thoughts :p
 
75% of u arent bastards.......:rolleyes:
 
yea! we're white!!! :thumb:

99.999999999% of this site is white. Oh I'm sorry I didnt know white women didnt fucked till they got married to noodle cock boys like you:thumb: :rolleyes: Now go commit sucide by hangin your cock. Hopefully it wont slip off the rope this time:thumb:
 
no but i am a freak of nature. my mom told her parents she was pregnant so they would let her get married at 16. i was born 3 years later. that was a long damn pregnancy.
 
no but i am a freak of nature. my mom told her parents she was pregnant so they would let her get married at 16. i was born 3 years later. that was a long damn pregnancy.

You were 42lbs when you were born...

True Story
 
99.999999999% of this site is white. Oh I'm sorry I didnt know white women didnt fucked till they got married to noodle cock boys like you:thumb: :rolleyes: Now go commit sucide by hangin your cock. Hopefully it wont slip off the rope this time:thumb:

no, they just dont fuck like they breathe!!

I see all the black girls on maury who just spit out kids and have no clue who the daddy is so they have the paternity test with the five guys who it might be, and its negative!! :rofl:
 
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