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    What's the craziest thing that has ever happened to you while training. This happened to me. I'm in high school on the wrestling team. That afternoon I get home and it's Shoulder day. So I'm in the garage lifting weights. The garage doors is open and I'm doing military presses. Also in the garage is my dad's pool table. Well While I have the barbell above my head I hear my dad yelling for me. So I start walking to the front of the garage to see what he is saying and the barbell comes in contact with the top of the garage door. Unfortunately the barbell falls backwards and lands on the pool table tearing the felt and cracking the slate. That was the last day for my lifting in the garage.

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    i used to play waterpolo in germany. and one day my swimming trunks were kinda broken, but i didnt pay attenten to that. so when we did sprints they fell off and i was naked in the pool swimming around looking for them

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    So did you find them or someone else?

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    i used to play waterpolo in germany. and one day my swimming trunks were kinda broken, but i didnt pay attenten to that. so when we did sprints they fell off and i was naked in the pool swimming around looking for them

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    I was 16 and never did any drugs at all, one day my buddy brings these "herbal" brownies to school and a few of us eat them. About 2 hours later I'm in the gym doing DB flys and talking to a friend of mine. All of a sudden he starts laughing at me, I ask him whats so funny? He says " you have been doing Db flys for 5 min straight". Thus began my ignorant get high and lift theory.
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    Should of told him you get high on the fly

    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    I was 16 and never did any drugs at all, one day my buddy brings these "herbal" brownies to school and a few of us eat them. About 2 hours later I'm in the gym doing DB flys and talking to a friend of mine. All of a sudden he starts laughing at me, I ask him whats so funny? He says " you have been doing Db flys for 5 min straight". Thus began my ignorant get high and lift theory.

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    I farmer blow in my posh classy gym

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    I farmer blow in my posh classy gym

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    Eh?
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    i pretend its an accident

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    I farmer blow in my posh classy gym

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    What the hell is a farmer blow?
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    well this guy wants me to put him in a reverse piledriver but not piledrive him. I think we have a good old fashion person here that would rather look at a male bodybuilder then a good lookin chick. That's about the best i could word it without saying ?

    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    I think we have a good old fashion person
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    Never had an "accident, per say, but my best "near miss" was.....

    Working out with a buddie in a shop he was renting some floor space in. Laying on the Bench Press when some schmuck in a auto garage next door knocks over an acetylene bottle and breaks off the valve. Well the bottle rockets through the wall and planes across the room crossing right over my waistline and through the next wall. The bottle came to a stop when it lodged halfway through a panel truck parked outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    What the hell is a farmer blow?
    its a "snot rocket" u know where you just close one nostril then shoot some nice chonger out the other one so u can breathe better

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    Holly BATSHIT BATLIFTER your lucky to still be alive

    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Never had an "accident, per say, but my best "near miss" was.....

    Working out with a buddie in a shop he was renting some floor space in. Laying on the Bench Press when some schmuck in a auto garage next door knocks over an acetylene bottle and breaks off the valve. Well the bottle rockets through the wall and planes across the room crossing right over my waistline and through the next wall. The bottle came to a stop when it lodged halfway through a panel truck parked outside.

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