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    Training And Accidents

    What's the craziest thing that has ever happened to you while training. This happened to me. I'm in high school on the wrestling team. That afternoon I get home and it's Shoulder day. So I'm in the garage lifting weights. The garage doors is open and I'm doing military presses. Also in the garage is my dad's pool table. Well While I have the barbell above my head I hear my dad yelling for me. So I start walking to the front of the garage to see what he is saying and the barbell comes in contact with the top of the garage door. Unfortunately the barbell falls backwards and lands on the pool table tearing the felt and cracking the slate. That was the last day for my lifting in the garage.

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    i used to play waterpolo in germany. and one day my swimming trunks were kinda broken, but i didnt pay attenten to that. so when we did sprints they fell off and i was naked in the pool swimming around looking for them

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    So did you find them or someone else?

    Quote Originally Posted by seven11
    i used to play waterpolo in germany. and one day my swimming trunks were kinda broken, but i didnt pay attenten to that. so when we did sprints they fell off and i was naked in the pool swimming around looking for them

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    I was 16 and never did any drugs at all, one day my buddy brings these "herbal" brownies to school and a few of us eat them. About 2 hours later I'm in the gym doing DB flys and talking to a friend of mine. All of a sudden he starts laughing at me, I ask him whats so funny? He says " you have been doing Db flys for 5 min straight". Thus began my ignorant get high and lift theory.
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    Should of told him you get high on the fly

    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    I was 16 and never did any drugs at all, one day my buddy brings these "herbal" brownies to school and a few of us eat them. About 2 hours later I'm in the gym doing DB flys and talking to a friend of mine. All of a sudden he starts laughing at me, I ask him whats so funny? He says " you have been doing Db flys for 5 min straight". Thus began my ignorant get high and lift theory.

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    I farmer blow in my posh classy gym

    but never on the mirror

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    I farmer blow in my posh classy gym

    but never on the mirror
    Eh?
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    i pretend its an accident

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    I farmer blow in my posh classy gym

    but never on the mirror
    Drugs are bad!
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    What the hell is a farmer blow?
    If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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    well this guy wants me to put him in a reverse piledriver but not piledrive him. I think we have a good old fashion person here that would rather look at a male bodybuilder then a good lookin chick. That's about the best i could word it without saying ?

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    What the hell is a farmer blow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    I think we have a good old fashion person
    There can only be one.

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    Never had an "accident, per say, but my best "near miss" was.....

    Working out with a buddie in a shop he was renting some floor space in. Laying on the Bench Press when some schmuck in a auto garage next door knocks over an acetylene bottle and breaks off the valve. Well the bottle rockets through the wall and planes across the room crossing right over my waistline and through the next wall. The bottle came to a stop when it lodged halfway through a panel truck parked outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irontime
    What the hell is a farmer blow?
    its a "snot rocket" u know where you just close one nostril then shoot some nice chonger out the other one so u can breathe better

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    Holly BATSHIT BATLIFTER your lucky to still be alive

    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Never had an "accident, per say, but my best "near miss" was.....

    Working out with a buddie in a shop he was renting some floor space in. Laying on the Bench Press when some schmuck in a auto garage next door knocks over an acetylene bottle and breaks off the valve. Well the bottle rockets through the wall and planes across the room crossing right over my waistline and through the next wall. The bottle came to a stop when it lodged halfway through a panel truck parked outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Holly BATSHIT BATLIFTER your lucky to still be alive
    Yea, it was amazing. It happened so fast my buddie and I really had no idea what happened. We racked the weight, ran outside and saw the acetylene bottle lodged in the truck then we looked at each other and about pissed ourselves from laughing so hard. You see, we were both covered from head to toe with plaster and dry-wall dust. We looked like we had just emerged from a flour fight!
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    its a "snot rocket" u know where you just close one nostril then shoot some nice chonger out the other one so u can breathe better
    You learn something new everyday, not all of it is good but it's useful I guess.

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    It's called a "farmers hanky".
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    It's called a "farmers hanky".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Yea, it was amazing. It happened so fast my buddie and I really had no idea what happened. We racked the weight, ran outside and saw the acetylene bottle lodged in the truck then we looked at each other and about pissed ourselves from laughing so hard. You see, we were both covered from head to toe with plaster and dry-wall dust. We looked like we had just emerged from a flour fight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    That sounds very GAY....have you voted yet????
    Gee...I don't think so.... judging from this picture he looks pissed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Gee...I don't think so.... judging from this picture he looks pissed.

    He looks disappointed
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    He looks disappointed
    Is it in yet?.........

    sorry Wit, I couldn't resist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Is it in yet?.........

    sorry Wit, I couldn't resist.
    No worries. Just warn me the next time you show up disguised as a deer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    That sounds very GAY....have you voted yet????
    Yea, I could see how a gay guy would think that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Is it in yet?.........

    sorry Wit, I couldn't resist.
    Exactly....wit is a size queen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    No worries. Just warn me the next time you show up disguised as a deer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Exactly....wit is a size queen
    Bah, I'm a little more like the "princess" size. I'm a bit inexperienced to be considered a full-fledged "queen"

    Oh, and here's one for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Bah, I'm a little more like the "princess" size. I'm a bit inexperienced to be considered a full-fledged "queen"

    Oh, and here's one for you.
    I actually had my sound on.....nice effect
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    MinO ur is a sick puppy to darling or boyfriend

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    Gee...I don't think so.... judging from this picture he looks pissed.


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