There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island. There were only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl.
They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women. After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself. It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing, so they buried her.
That fits my sense of humor -
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Whats really funny is that TOM(tough old man) [This is your new nickname PT] was probably one of the guys...great joke...keep them coming!
"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
"A hard on does not count as personal growth"
that is one of the best jokes I have ever heard! thank you.
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